/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Goddammit.

I stopped fapping a good 2 months ago because I wanted to stop wasting my NEET time, but a couple hours ago I was daydreaming about being in a museum and there was a video where they were showing dinosaurs having intercourse and for some fucked up reason I got aroused and made a mess in my boxer briefs.

I woke up and just laughed at how screwed up it was. It also feels like I failed at the one task I gave myself and am completely worthless now, even though I figured it would happen against my will at some point.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Why do I keep getting banned for shitposting?

I wish a cute 2D character had strong enough feelings to make something like that for me.

Am I a loser, /jp/?

>be applying for bartending jobs
>months go by no call backs, no interviews
>one day get call
>"hello is this Anon? would you like to come down for interview next Tuesday?"
>"I would love too."
>this morning wake up super early
>shave, shower, lucky boxers ready to get this job
>arrive at destination, have to wait nearly 30 before guy shows up
>other guy shows up for same interview because boss man is taking his fucking sweet time, huge rube, got this in the bag (i'm a decent at interviews)
>boss man finally shows up, no apology. "Well Anon follow me." (we walk into office)
>"so tell me aobut yourself." I then hand him my resume
>"Well umm,"
>spaghetti fucking everywhere!
>boss man cuts me off, "well I don't want to waist your time, so i'm just going to tell you now. that was the worst interview I have ever seen."
>hands me back my resume
>i mumble"t-thanks for your time" walk out
>mfw

>"worst interview i have ever seen"

Anyone else ever fuck up so bad in an interview?

Cross-boarders, please go.
I want my /jp/ back.

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Onegai, /jp/.

rspnd

rip in pieces, accel anon

>>9419201
Fuck the world.

>>9412893
mfw tfw

>>9407222
No, I'm angry and depressed.

My last 24 years were all a lie. I feel like I should just kill myself now.

The dream is over.

>>9393639
I know.

Please don't beat me up, "kudasai".

>Beat the shit out of a /jp/sie.
>Suddenly *I'M* the asshole here.

Fucking bullshit, man.

Please forgive me, I know not what I do
Please forgive me, I can't stop loving you
Don't deny me, this pain I'm going through
Please forgive me, if I need you like I do
Please believe me, every word I say is true
Please forgive me, I can't stop loving you

>>9376253
Look what you did, OP.

You're an ass.

>>9374344
I think your dubs finally killed eagleman.

>>9369182

24, took me five years to get a useless degree. No job experience, no license, no car, just a piece of paper worth shit and $22k in debt after 5 years.

I'm moving in with my parents at the end of the month and they're telling me I can't do anything on Sabbath and forcing me to get a job and study for a master's degree program.

I'm hoping the plane crashes on the way there and I go out a martyr rather than a loser.

>>9353347
Somwhere between that setting sun
I'm on fire and born to run

>>9344256
Replace hospital bills with student loans and that's me.

Ever since I forgot my ID and made a new account tenhou has done nothing but give me complete shit hands. My old ID had an 1820 rating and my new account is 1380.

This system is rigged.

>>9312620
How will I know him?
When I look in my father's eyes.

Where are all my fellow shitposters?

There's hardly any shit threads on the front page. I don't get it. Did they all leave me behind without saying anything?

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