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I wish that Tanuki story involved a paladin blessed by the goddess Not Ilias to be unable to feel sexual pleasure.

>"You've sought to ruin my life little Tanuki, make me poorer than I was, turn my friends against me, and put me in a indebted position to you."
>"You've accomplished your goal, but instead I offer you this, if you can remove this blessed curse of mine I'll marry you without question."
>The confident Tanuki takes a puff from her pipe before giving a smug and confident reply
>"See you in a few weeks."
>The Paladin's misfortunes dissipated immediately
>A few months later the Tanuki returned, clothing in tatters, her attitude wholly changed
>The Paladin's request wasn't an attempt at removing the curse, but a clever trick to trap the Tanuki in her own game
>Her wealth gone, dignity destroyed, she returned to beg him for marriage
>In a reversal of positions, he gives her his own set of choices
>Paladin Anon now has a Tanuki Packmule