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Posting in a troll thread unrelated to me.

"It's made in Germany and YOU KNOW Germans make good stuff."

>>1523199

Hi, it's Ran with Danwow! You'll be saying wow every time you use this danmaku! It's like a spell card! It's like Reimu's balls! It's like curtain of bullets! Regular danmaku doesn't work against opponents who can graze - this works against those who rarely play danmaku and seasoned pros. This is for not just easy moodo, but even lunatic! Danwow covers 20% more of the area than normal danmaku. Look at this! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't miss, doesn't waste a spellcard. You use it, and pick it right back up once things are calmed down again. It is made in Mayohiga, you know the Youkai there always make good stuff. You can reuse it, use it for playing, let your CHEEEENNN use it, use it as fireworks. Professional danmaku players, they use it instead of master sparking. Here's Wriggle...Cirno...Daiyousei...Mistia. Not only is the damage gonna be tops - there's the icicle fall (easy moodo). That is going to miss! See that? The weakest damage. We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Give Cirno Danwow, let her go! Without even teaching her how to use it, she really becomes The Strongest! You follow me, cameraguy. Even using her icicle fall (easy) she can defeat Reimu! It acts like a high level spellcard! And look at this - virtually impossible to graze! See what I'm telling ya? Danwow! You'll be saying wow every time!

Hi, it's Ran with Danwow! You'll be saying wow every time you use this danmaku! It's like a spell card! It's like Reimu's balls! It's like curtain of bullets! Regular danmaku doesn't work against opponents who can graze - this works against those who rarely play danmaku and seasoned pros. This is for not just easy moodo, but even lunatic! Danwow covers 20% more of the area than normal danmaku. Look at this! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't miss, doesn't waste a spellcard. You use it, and pick it right back up once things are calmed down again. It is made in Mayohiga, you know the Youkai there always make good stuff. You can reuse it, use it for playing, let your CHEEEENNN use it, use it as fireworks. Professional danmaku players, they use it instead of master sparking. Here's Wriggle...Cirno...Daiyousei...Mistia. Not only is the damage gonna be tops - there's the icicle fall (easy moodo). That is going to miss! See that? The weakest damage. We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Give Cirno Danwow, let her go! Without even teaching her how to use it, she really becomes The Strongest! You follow me, cameraguy. Even using her icicle fall (easy) she can defeat Reimu! It acts like a high level spellcard! And look at this - virtually impossible to graze! See what I'm telling ya? Danwow! You'll be saying wow every time!