/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's that fucking time again.


>Be you, browsing on the nets.
>Get bored with the usual porn.
>Decide to ask your white knights about posting some tits and vag since they always stood up for you.
>A few moments later, the true horror begins.
>What the fuck, how did genetics screw up this badly?
>There is the A cup Holstaur.
>Then there's the lizardwoman who looks like a cancer patient.
>THEN there's the hellhound, who clit could be mistaken for a dick.
>Thehorror.jpg


>Be Anon again, that is never going to change.
>Wind up in Zipangu.
>Which is monster girl version of Japan.
>Up and including the cultural awkwardness.
>Yes, this includes the game of train grabass.
>But you sir weren't going to put up with that shit.
>Not today.
>So you grabbed the THICCIEST newspapers.
>Today you're prepared.
>You get on the train along with the other fine folk in a meaningful fashion.
>Same has usual, the place is jammed pack.
>Not even three seconds leaving the station, you feel light pinch on your ass.
>NOT TODAY FUCKER.
>You give the offending hand a hard slap with the newspaper.
>You hear an "ouch!" before the hand reels away.
>That'll teach you to mess with the backseat.
>Again, another squeeze.
>Double slap with the newspapers.
>Two red marks seen on the feminine hand.
>This shit is getting old.
>Another grab, this time, you slap it away with machine gun slaps with your newspapers.
>The hand retreats.
>All was quiet for the next two stops.
>Then, one of the earlier hands was back.
>This time with friends.
>Niggayouserious.jpg
>Let's get it on has you ready the newspapers in your hands.
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>Be kitsune subway cop on an open air platform.
>It was a nice day.
>Nothing major hasn't happened today.
>The usual rabble that needs to be dealt with, but besides that nothing was going to crap on your day.
>You then hear the usual announcement meaning the train has arrived.
>Everyone starts to crowd around the edges.
>What...
>The train is on fire.
>You damn well know trains aren't supposed to be on fire!
>It was also moving faster then normal!
>You could hear audible screaming coming from the train.
"Everyone leave the platform! Now!"
>You shouted out has the other platform officers start shuffling people away from the edge.
>Everyone else starts murmuring about what's going on.
>As the train starts to slow down, you notice that it's rocking side to side violently.
>Some of the windows have been smashed.
>The train despite being on fire, brutally trashed and violently rocking side to side, pulls in neatly.
>"Please have a safe day."
>The loudspeaker announce before the doors slide open.
>As soon the doors peaked open, everyone started to pour out of the doors in a mad hurry.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZuH4_Zn6YM
>The sound was deafening.
>Incubi and sucubi both climbing on top of each other to escape the mayhem that was on the train.
>After a few seconds, the crowds clear.
>Within the train you see only a masculine figure wearing a tattered business suit.
Duel wielding thick pair of newspapers in his hands.
>He turns around.
>He stares at you with blank eyes, before letting out his terrible scream.
>"FUCKING NORMIES WILL. NOT. STOP. TOUCHING. MY. ASS. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>This is going to be a long fucking day.


I would post more, but I've gotta go to sleep.