/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wonder who is behind this post

Have you ever been evicted because months old shit was dripping through he floorboards and into a downstairs apartment?

i haven't left the house in 2 months

>The banned page now shows you which post you were banned for.

So, is this a pro or con for us shitposters?

>>9961839
I'd like to see you try and stop me.

I haven't slept in 30 hours, and I have a class I plan to attend in an hour. It's the last class for this term...so i'm going to make an effort.

Tips, /jp/?

I'm my own world and that world is boring.

Can I have a PhD in psychology now?

I live without Touhou, VN's, or most otaku things every day easily. However not browsing /jp/, not fapping to 2d, AND not watching or reading any anime/manga would be hard.I mean, if I had to go a whole day without /jp/ I'd just start on my backlogs of anime/manga or fap all day. Going a day without the three? Impossible.

Make my love for these hobbies even stronger? Impossible. When I get out of the mood to do something it takes a long time to get back in the mood, evident in my year long break of VN's.

My spirit is what keeps me strong, If I stop doing these things, I would have no reason to keep pushing on and would simply wither and die like a flower.

>Spend 4 days straight doing nothing but playing Fate/Extra
>Finally finish 20 minutes ago
>Check Google Calendar
>Realize it never updated to the current week
>Biochemistry II Final @ Friday 12pm
>Experimental Biology Final @ Friday 4pm
>I can't feel my face

Looks like I'm gonna be a NEET like the rest of you now.

>>8005939
But why can't I stay here and check out your "Kigurumi" and "TOWHO"?

>Parents tell me I have to get a job and move out in one week.
>Go into my room and lock the door.
>Get out my S&W .357 revolver and shoot a bullet into my bed.
>Silently escape through the window while they're pounding on the door and calling 911.
>Stay at a motel for the night.
>Get spotted by the police near 7-11 next morning and taken back home.
>Parents are bawling their eyes out.
>Tell me I don't have to move out anymore.

Am I a fucking genius or what, /jp/?

I'm quoting the police report.

I can't fucking sleep, /jp/. Every time I'm on the verge of falling asleep my body jolts me back awake and my heart starts racing.

Is this some sort of anxiety/panic disorder from NEET guilt or something?

homuhom- Stop

With your bird in the air and your shit on the ground
Try this spaghetti and cook it, yeah
Your shitpost will collapse if there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Way out, in the archive, see it bawwing

I was bawwing in the archive
Shitposters were hiding behind the rock
Except for little NEETs
When they told me homu is saten
They're trying to talk to me, autism

Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Way out, in the archive, see it bawwing

homuhom- Stop

With your bird in the air and your shit on the ground
Try this spaghetti and cook it, yeah
Your shitpost will collapse if there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Way out, in the archive, see it bawwing

I was bawwing in the archive
Shitposters were hiding behind the rock
Except for little NEETs
When they told me homu is saten trying to talk to me, autism

Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Where is my post?
Way out, in the archive, see it bawwing

>tfw other females on /jp/ make us all look bad by admitting they're female

I was finally to start to feel we were accepted/tolerated around here. Way to ruin months of building credibility you dumb bitch.

>>7785961
Now I'm nervous, I think I just shit myself.

I'm starting to remember why I don't have friends.

Hehe.....

What's it like , /jp/?

You know, being a *****FUCKING LOOOOOOOOSEEER~~~!!!!!******

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