/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Just a message to the caring mothers and future mothers that browse the /jp/z.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be NEETs, they always stay at home and they are always alone even if they have someone to love.

Hello again, /jp/ the magnificent. This is Anonymous, and I was hoping we could talk. Let's talk about leadership, shall we? Or more specifically, your leadership, dear /jp/.

The True NEETs.

Just who are the True NEETs? Why, now that's simple; the True NEETs are you, /jp/. The True NEETs are your sister, your aunt, your friend, your neighbor. And well yes, the True NEETs are me as well, heh heh, uh hah. As your rectifier, it is my responsibility to preside over our great brotherhood. So, as your leader, I am the voice, I am the heart, and soul of the True NEETs. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul of /jp/. But only together, TOGETHER, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the split. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. Only True NEET, Only /jp/. Now and Forever.

And now, dearest /jp/, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the True NEETs never rest. Never. Until we meet again, this is your rectifier, Anonymous, signing off.

ITT a box of possums.

ITT a box of possums.