/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7523387

So you want to become hardcore otaku or just regular otaku?

Have you ever decided to just fuck it and let it all loose?

Hey, /jp/.

When was the last time you took a shit on the floor and actually meant it?

You've got some nerve stealing my shitty material.

You even used my Kaguya image. I'm so mad I could shit in a toilet.

Tell me about it.

>>5649024
Pissing on the floor is for pathetic normalfags.

It's either shit or nothing on /jp/.

>>5525406
Don't you give me that shit, I practically started the true NEET crap.

You get out, faggot.

When was the last time you blasted out a rock-solid shit that put a dent in the floor, /jp/?

When was the last time you shat out a lung?

PSA: Don't hold your shit in for too long, /jp/.

I was trying to build pressure for a power shit to see if I could finally hit the ceiling like that other anon, but at the 2-week mark I felt what seemed like an orgasm in my intestines followed by the most excruciating pain I've ever experienced. It felt like I sprung a leak in my abdomen, which apparently was blood spurting around, and I called 911 in a panic. It turns out my intestines ruptured because, in layman's terms, it was packed to the brim with shit.

Now I'm in massive debt thanks to hospital bills and missing a good bit of my colon. Just don't do it /jp/, ceiling shits are not worth the risk.

When was the last time you took a ton of laxatives and covered your floor in shit?

No need to deny you do it, this is /jp/.

When was the last time you unloaded an unholy chorus of hell onto your floor, /jp/?

When was the last time you unloaded an unholy chorus of hell onto your floor, /jp/?

Quit using my shitty meme.

That's not even the correct image.

I personally shit on the floor until the smell gets so bad that somebody knocks on my door and talks to me about it.

Works like a charm.

How do your parents react to you shitting on their floor, /jp/?

Mine let me get away with it because I told them it's a new fad and that everyone else is doing it these days. It's nice having gullible parents.

Because I create 99% of the NEET threads and I've been busy.

Deal with it.

Don't you guys hate it when you shit on the floor and your parents refuse to clean it up for you?

I mean, there's rude, and then there's this. I hope they die of cancer soon so I can get my inheritance money and be rid of them.

>>4852666
What the shit?

I wrote all those points word for word months ago. Did you go through the archive and dredge up my old posts?

Just finished my token psych class exam.

1st one out 3rd time in a row. Psych majors are utter retards, all their tests are multiple choice even in the high level divisions.