/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I go over to a computer, then I'm up in the clouds. There's my "baby brother", I think Great One Mergo, floating nearby. Mr. Burns hurries several glowniggers, telling them to quickly make a wish to him. I laugh "As if he'd grant a wish to you pieces of shit." I take the baby, then wish to go back in time, though he sends me further back than necessary, and I recall that he's done this before.

In a backyard, unwrapping a box of colourful syringe needles, accidently stabbing myself with several of them, someone helps me pull them out. I'm arranging them in a box, trying to fit them in their places, when a teacher brings a hose over and floods the box, complaining about many of them being loose, while I say I hadn't finished arranging them yet. Then I'm in a completely different place, walking with a couple of lesbians who were acting as my parents. They see my pencil case, which has the needles in it, and the name "Benjamin Sekiro Jeremiah" on it, they make fun of "Sekiro" like they think it's a girl's name for some reason. I remark on one of them having broad shoulders, we leave the building, she's taking off her jacket and patting her shoulders like she's wondering how to make them more girlish. We go over to a cliff, there's a class going off to the right, ahead is a very massive lake of Imulsion, and a gigantic lambent creature, like a tall elephant turtle with an island on its back, wandering around it. [-Checks wiki- "The Lambent, or 'glowies' as the Serans would later come to call them," kek.]

I was JP from Redline. Someone, probably the roach, insulted me. In response I got in my car, went over to a fuel station, checking the different sides, there was expensive fuel for 35c+, on the left was 21c fuel, on the right was 20c fuel, I start fueling my car with the 20c fuel "supercheap auto", until my tank was over half full, then speed off at full speed, but my car does a 180 flip when it goes over a ramp, crashing upside down, then I drive some more somehow, flipping and crashing again, with sound like shattering glass, not from my windows but my car was so fragile it just made that sound. Then I'm parked outside a mechanic. Yukari says she'll summon that roach to see this, she pulls up a nearby huge dashboard, shining a light inside over a man-sized rat among a bunch of cables, he cowered and chattered his teeth from the light, until she shut it off, then he peers out at my wrecked car, over at the other end of a bunch of stairs.

Had Yukari's location on my GPS, I was driving to see her but she moved off to a car dealer. I thought about how I'm "Yukari's stalker", and also wanted to ask what's wrong with my car. Assuming it means this thread, probably just too much cursed dreams and mentions of bitchtan the shitbrony who people probably cannot believe is behind at least half of the fake and gay puke Touhou OPs on this board.

Like, a bunch of cursed shit, with just one meager bone being thrown my way, but I don't even remember what it was. Yukari's coming for me, maybe, I guess. Vaguely think it might've been Dir en grey related.

Saw a picture posted in this thread, like the OP image, it was divided in half, with a red dragon on one side and a blue dragon on the other.