/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14421843
>fine with me son, I suppose you didn't want the fox anyway?
>no sir, I'm sure the women back home will treat you just fine- not like they haven't in the past after all, right?

Gentlemen, who's feeling like a deal?

First, pick a color: Green, Purple, or Orange.

Then, roll up to three, and pick the one out of the rolls you prefer: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

I wish you all luck! Though I'm sure, no matter what, you'll end up happy with your results! Trust me, I'm a robot.

>>13142017
The Mystery Box is you're an Alp now with no arms, legs, hearing, sight, or voice. Enjoy being a Trans-Helen Keller Sex Doll for some Anon here. Stop taking the Mystery Box already.

>>13142022
If you left more pennies then you took, it counts as leaving a penny. Same for inverse.

>>13142023
You/Her rolled a 19 and survived the normally-deadly incident, but at a terrible cost.

>>13142024
It's Roll 1-5, not 1-6. Read the Contract.

>>13142035
The "Leave a Penny" befalls you, not her, ignore the typo.

Good Evening Gentlemen, care to place your luck on the line once again? I've an interesting deal for you this time, you know how artists suffer for their work? Well the phrase convinced me that man should suffer for his waifu.

So, here's the deal! You get to sign up for a form of torture in order to get your waifu! Your waifu will have no strings attached other than she'll know what punishment you went through to get to meet her.

Now, there are three types of punishments, each Monster Girl related. What specifically they are, well I won't spoil that yet! That comes later! However, choose now just what type of punishment you're willing to go through for your waifu:

1. Little Suffering over a long period of time.

2. Average Suffering over an average period of time.

3. Intense Suffering over a long period of time.

Now don't worry about the time, once the punishment is over you'll be brought back to your old body. So, for example, say you sign up for 5 years and you're 18. After those 5 years are up you'll be brought right back to your 18 year old body right where you left off, only with a waifu next to you. You will still carry any mental scars and memories of your punishment though.

So Gentlemen, which will you choose, 1, 2, or 3? I mean, you love your waifu enough to suffer for her right? I'll leave the contract right here for you to sign, I'll be back later to specify the punishments that'll be delivered.

Gentlemen, while you're waiting for your greentext deliveries to self-insert into, mind if I ask if you'd be willing to make a deal? Just sign here, and make a choice between Red, Blue. or Purple. Further details for those who sign shall come in just a moment.

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Great Gentlemen! Those who signed shall enjoy a wonderous laifu with their waifu!

Now, onto the terms and conditions of our little contract!

If you wish to take the high risk route, than first please roll a Monster Girl here. No lying now, there'll be no sinning while I'm posting.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Got a Monster Girl? Good! You will face her in a one-on-one combat in an arena for all of Robot Hell to enjoy. Now, she is allowed to use all her natural abilities to their fullest extent, just as you can. Also if she's aquatic the arena will be a tank. Though, since you're human, you really don't have any. So, to make things slightly more fair you'll be given armor. Now, roll 1-20 here:

https://www.random.org/

You'll have to be the judge for this one, but if your opponent Monster Girl is a very weak one, such as a Slime, or Giant Slug, you'll need a 6 or higher to win. If it's an average one, such as a Chesire, or Mantis, you'll need a 11 or higher to win. If it's a really tough one, such as a Lilim or Dragon, you'll need a 16 or higher to win. If your opponent is a unique one, such as Druella or a Fallen Hero, you'll need a Natural 20 to win. I won't list all the Monsters, so use your common sense to classify how tough your opponent is.

Now, if you manage to defeat her, either by strength or sheer luck, than congratulations! She is now your waifu, treat her with the utmost care. If you lose though, than you will be Alped and sent away. Sorry boys, but thats this game works, you win big or lose big.

Now, if you take the low risk options, than congratulations! You get to win an Alp that lost in the Arena! She's a loser and weak, so bully her as you see fit!

Well Boys, what will you do?

>>12964283
Than I fear you're already Alped, you poor fool.