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>>9698982
You SDM fags are worse than Hittler.

>>9102027
Don't you talk shit about my fellow knights.

>What is it like being skinny and popular?

What is like not eating 2 cakes and half every day?

Are you hideous?

Is your underwear asking for early retirement?

There's pictures of yourself in the halls of McDonalds?

Go on /jp/ diet:

-1 Single meal 600 Kcal.
-Tea or coffee sugarless/saccharin.
-Antidepressants/ anxiolytics / sleeping pills / cigarettes /
-Booze is allowed as long as you move your fat ass and do stupid things while drunk.
-Drugs, if your mind is in Valhalla your head is not lurking in the fridge.
-Sleep 2-3 hours daily or stay awake for several days and sleep 2 days, that will fuck up your metabolism.
-Be upset at everything and express your anger as much as you can, if you're shitposting you're not eating.


Too long, don't want to wait? Lose 20 kg of lard in 10 seconds -> get beheaded.

Protips in green text:

>Spend all your cash in figures in mid month, ration your food.

>Try to kill yourself, there's nothing like a month in a hospital after losing 2 liters of blood to get that body in shape.

>Kill yourself, no more problems and SYIG.


With this and a bizcocho, good night.

>>8502299
Enough.

At least we are not furries like your people from /v/.
Go back to suck starfox cock.

>>8121734
Cockblocking?
Its on bitch!

>>8035257
>>8038238
>>8038283
You've made the list. Write your wills now.

>>7641034

What do you mean no home? I live alone so this place wont be taken away from me.

>that feel when you deserve your fate

Slut meme. Jesus christ, slut meme.

If you don't want her to be awaken then don't post her. Fuck, why should I even care about that little shit? Where did she come from? Whose vagina bothered to give birth to such a fucking saggy lame bitch like that? What a fucking waste of air, she's not even remotely related to the p in /jp/, why the fuck did you even keep such a ridiculous picture in your computer? That girl came straight from Satan's rectum and you know what you should do to her? Burn alive the fucking excrement. Fuck.

>>7363271
You slut.

>>7297682
So rude!