/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ok /jp/ I’ve got this all planned out:

Age 18: Graduate from a state school
Age 20: Declare a business major with a minor in Chinese and Japanese
Age 22: Graduate to a business school with emphasis on East Asian Markets
Age: 26: Find a job as Director of East Asian Sales
Age: 27: Start to get paid for flying to Asia to conduct business
Age: 28-35: Continue working while fucking Asian girls I pick up at gaijin bars
Age 36-45: Start fucking Asian whores
Age 45-50: Continue getting it
Age 51: Marry one of said whores who would look good in a school uniform
Age 52-70: Literally become Japanese, have cute Asian/White babies
Age 71-99: Spend the rest of my days with my waifu in Tokyo
Age 100: Die a happy man

Kinda makes me melancholy to think about it, but my goal right now is, generally speaking, to fuck bitches and get money.

What say you, /jp/?

ohaiyo jaypee