/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44790994
"He" is actually Marisa.
She's not doing so hot.

I want to see Marisa Kirisame handle a 40mm automatic grenade launcher while under supressing fire from the SDM's fairy slaves armed with SKS's.

>>44152301
>>44147323
>Holy Mimasama, what is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!?!! WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE KIRISAME!!??!!
>A-a magic mushroom sir...
>A MAGIC MUSHROOM.
>Sir yes sir!
>And how did it get here?!?
>Sir I stole it from the storeroom sir!
>Are mushrooms allowed in the barracks private?
>Sir no sir!
>Are you allowed to smoke magic mushrooms?
>Sir no sir!
>And why is that private Kirisame?
>Sir because I'm a drug addled lunatic sir!
>Because you are a DISGUSTING KLEPTOMANIAC PRIVATE KIRISAME!
>Sir yes sir...
>AND WHY DID YOU HIDE A MAGIC MUSHROOM UNDER YOUR HATE PRIVATE KIRISAME!?!?
>Sir because I was bored sir.
>Because you were *bored*.

Koishi walks down the barracks with the offending fungus between her fingers.

>Private Kirisame has dishonoured himself, and he has dishonoured magic.
>I have tried to help her, and I have failed
>I have failed, because *You* have failed me. You people have failed to give Private Kirisame the proper motivation.
>From now, on, when Private Kirisame fucks up, I will punish all of *YOU*.

>Marisa talks to her mini-hakkero.
>Yeah?
>I don't think Marisa can hack it. I think she's a troublemaker.
>That don't surprise me Reimu.

>>44145633
>It should be easy for Patchouli to whip up a temporary aging/fertility potion for the mistress.
What's this, a hentai doujin??
That's almost as bad as Eirin's constant mixing of futa drugs for no apparant reason!!

>>44145631
I am literally well over a whole foot taller than her, are you aware of the phrase "Like chalking a pool que"?

As for best books/verses for your gunsmithing incantations, I'd say Genesis is pretty good, since the idea of the whole world being the property of Man is a powerful one against not-men.

>>44145395
I might as well explain this joke while I'm here.
Charlene is the name of Pvt. Leonard "Pyle" Lawrence in FMJ, and Putty is what Bart calls his putter when Homer tells him to name it, back when simpsons writers knew how to make a decent pop culture reference.
Except it isn't and I misremembered it. Oh well, I like putty better anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Cw9tbhSg4

>>44145580
>had some idiot not made a 10G revolver/hand cannon muzzleloader COMPLETE with crucifix attachment.
Source while I'm here and to not clog things up with multiple posts; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YziAAEG5sf8

>>44029454
Nta but the one time I hosted nobody came to my game, so why bother going through the humiliation again

>>43818664
Just remember that Marisa Kirisame did not kill herself

>>43662566
Big guns for a small girl.

>>43550948
May his unborn children rest in pepperonis.

So, seeing as this is the new Marisa thread, what firearm do you think she's use?
I'll take sidearms and longarms as two seperate categories, so feel free to suggest either.

>>43429660
I don't want to live in the fucking pod mr. Vader, and unless you own lvl IV plates you can't make me.

>>43320064
Nah, I stole that image.
I think I asked the guy who drew it for a pic of Yuuka committing warcrimes in bosnia or something, it was a while ago.
I would like to be a gunsmith as it happens, but I live in a eurofag country that has zero prospects for getting into the actual industry, since semiautomatic (Self-loading) firearms are outright illegal in most cases, and all guns are heavily restricted to the point of killing any interest people might have.
Protect your rights, yadda yadda yadda, it's not worth it.

>>43188097
I really belong here, don't I.

>>42903919
I fucking hope you like mushrooms, because she's 100% gonna lock you in her basement and force feed you her favourite food
(She's so autistic she cannot handle food without mushrooms in it)

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