/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45922419
but why would cow lie?

>>44412868
how would you survive that?
>teacher enters classroom
>anon is the only one younger than her

>>44360380
Yeah, you're probably thinking of the word as used by this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo

>>43395856
I assume from context that EOP in its original formulation is a slam on Westerners--we only speak English, so we can only partake in translated visual novels.
>Hellhound is an EOP meme, japan doesn’t give a shit about them.
And then here that's being echoed in terms of Westerners having different (worse) tastes than the Japanese.

>>43168577
"So you're telling me that someone stole a hellhound princess, a shirohebi princess, 2 dragon princesses, and a dark elf princess?"
> "Yes."
"And they need ME to rescue THEM?"
> "Yeah."
"And I'm supposed to just believe that?"
> "Of course! It's what happened!"
"I'm going to get to some wizard's tower and there's gonna be a hired dark mage with a glued-on beard."
> "Wha-no."
> "That's ridiculous."
"Every generation you damn monsters try this. It's not going to work this time. The human kingdoms demand our princely knights be courted directly--no more of this."
"I'm going home!"

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>>39617427
and that's a good thing

Acting dumb as shit in front of a haku!

>>21006756
Monster girls aren't infallible anon, sometimes they make mistakes too

>>20721861
>>20721906
I'd rather Phoenix Girl's Hakutaku friend.

>>20250772
Include subjects other than biology!

>>20250775
Well then, you'll have to beat the Nazi werewolfs to the lost Ark! CC Golem-chan is inside! It is said that the first man who opens her Ark will be figuratively drained to dust and also become her husband.

>>19005062
Wiser in all matters other than sex.

>>18688042
Even sexual education? Could she give me a practical demonstration?

>>18655075
Leg positioning, it would seem. Mating press seems a generic term for a range of positions from the Rodeo to Eagle to Anvil, where the lady positions her vagina vertically upwards to ensure the highest chance of insemination.

>>18136782
Not only low IQ, savage MGs: all MGs who're not used to civilisation or don't understand the frailties and needs of a human body.

>>18136809
Hakutaku is probably for more generalised
knowledge, rather than pure sex or husbando care.

>>18038905
I'll fluster a cow teacher if it's the last thing I do

>>17886421
Ah well, I prefer cow senseis anyway.

>>17802529
Reminder that hakus are all inexperienced and should be sexually bullied

>>17743924
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