/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Today's
In a room with a few people, including Kaguya. I'm sitting with a girl, I've got an acoustic guitar playing it's part from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhN1fQRjXrM and also imitating the güiro sound. Kaguya says I'm a good Dark Souls player and shows a scoreboard that has my best performances on it. She covered everything but the kills for some reason, but I saw the top score was 15 kills 0 deaths. She said I should try to be one of the 150 best players. I mention being watched by Dark Souls entites but she goes "huh?"
In a Dota 2 custom map, it was some kind of hell cave, it mentions "all girls hotspring." I see yellowish liquid slimes prowling around and one of them comes for me. I open up the menu but there's no way to quit the game and I can't minimize, so I restart my computer.
In a nice house with flowers and lots of cats. I'm trying to tape up a hole in a doorframe when I see a video from the girl houseowner with her and her (non-Touhou)fumos talking about having good dreams. I leave her house, I say Eua-sama and start flying along for a while, I see a big orangutan man and give him a hi-five. I think about Kaguya's reaction to me talking of Dark Souls entities and think "well, I'm being watched by Touhou entities." I come to a weird drug guy's house, he injects PCP into my head. When we're walking about, he says him and his friend always get hounded by gypsies at the corners of their visions on PCP, and it'll happen to me too. I say "yeah right" he says "I bet you $90" so I take him up on it. I just felt annoyance that he even tried to get the idea in my head. Him and his friend are following me so I say Eua-sama and try to fly away again, but I can't really fly well. I try it repeatedly, trying to fly in a lotus position, but it doesn't work. I come down next to Eua laying on the ground looking bored. She says "you were already in a flow state before right? How was it?" I say "eh, it wasn't that good, but it depends on what I'm doing." I felt a bit empty because I was reliant on her whim and had wanted to fly high.
On my computer is a bunch of meme images of that troll line troll, someone laughs at me saying "you think posting those will get them to stop?" while I was deleting them because I was sure I wasn't the one who saved them.
I saw a MMD of Yukari moving around sexily, then it turned into a weird fetish fractal with a catchy song so I say "yeah, nah" and closed it. I hear Yukari say to me "just wait until day comes."
The "Loser/F witch", who's a ginger kid I bullied back in school, comes to me powered up threatening me and telling me to apologise. I say "come on, I have pride." He somehow accepts this, and says "you became God, rewrote reality, then came back, though half of you was left behind, then after a while you're awakened from reality to preserve your sanity."
At a grocery store fighting with a guy. I have him pinned, he grabs a mug from a nearby shelf so I grab it off him with a "thanks" and start beating him with it. We struggle over to another side of the store, he reaches for the shelf again but I grab a steak knife and start sawing at his throat. I say "I'm merciful, I'll make sure you're dead." I stop halfway through but notice him twitching, then continued until I cut through his spine. I'm leaving the store, a girl is at the entrance talking about their sweet cherries, and refreshments. I say "I'm not thirsty," she and other employees seem disappointed since the guy I killed was apparently a huge nuisance.