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>>43556542

Akyuu sat in her darkened room as she scowled at her screen, the light from it highlighting her face. Each day, it seemed liked there were more and more youkai fuckers appearing, forcing her to gallantly combat them in on internet. It was a serious problem! If men wanted to marry youkai, it meant they didn't fear them, and if they didn't fear youkai the fragile system that held Gensokyo together might fall apart! But that wasn't even all of it, men consorting with youkai would create half breeds! She bit her finger at the thought of such disgusting things. Not only would this blur the line between human and youkai,it would be disastrous for the human's gene pool! Pure-blooded human relationships would die out! Why, there might not even be a Hieda family for her to be born into for her next incarnation at this rate! Thus, she had to spend her nights shitposting to advert such a disaster. It had nothing to do with the fact that her sex life was a bit.....lacking this time around. Only pure and righteous motivations for her!

Then, she saw it, a chance to correct these poor unfortunate men back on the right path. In a flash, her perfect memory allowed her to recall hundreds of slurs and crime statistics against youkai. Her fingers moved towards the keyboard to begin an assault that would rock the heavens. But then she pauses. Last time she did this, the jannies banned her for a whole week. She couldn't risk this, she needed a more subtle approach. She typed out a politely worded message, simply stating the truth that youkai would make for terrible partners and could not be fixed and they should go for humans instead. Good, but people were catching on that it was her posting these messages. If they knew she made this post, they would tell her to have sex, and she had no argument to that! Then, the solutions came into her mind. She added that hermits and gods would make for good mothers are well, perfectly covering her tracks. Truly a deception worthy of the Child of Miare! She submitted her post and waited for as (You)s to come in as more and more youkai fucking posts appeared in the thread. It was going to be a long night for her.

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>>34362922
I hope Akyuu succeeds. I don't want her to die despite how much I joke about her dying soon.

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>>34145860
Rape anything hard enough and they're bound to remember something.

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Anon...I don't have much time left. You won't forget about me, right? Thank you for all the good memories, we will meet each other again soon.

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The 9th Child of Mare has only about four and a half years until she dies. Is there anything we can do to keep her alive or will we have to keep Touhou alive for at least 120 years for Ajyuu?

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>>22648523
Gladly.

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>>20377334
It a pity that a girl like her, must die so young.

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