/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2000410
cont.

"Leesee..." We've got Schnapps...Brandy...and...wait...What the fuck is this?
"UBOA!" The small abomination turns it's face to yours. It's facial expression's rearrange themselves in a quizzical expression as if to say "What is it?"
"You rat bastard. You've been sneaking shit out of here haven't you?"
Uboa hops foward a little, leaving dark black-purple misty splotchs on the floor.
"WHAT THE FUCK, DON'T DIRTY UP THE KITCHEN!"
Uboa stops. It looks up straight at you. A hole opens up on the left side of it's face. What looks to be a...cigarette plops down onto the floor. The two of you stare at the cigarette for about 5 minutes, before Uboa starts making sounds like an elephant fucking a waterwheel.
"Oh. I see, you want me to stick it into your mouth don't you? Well fuck you!"

You take 5 steps back and kick the ugly sonofabitch straight through the kitchen window. It lands onto the road with a loud thump. Then and incoming semi runs the bastard over.

"That'll teach you fuck around in my house. Damned alcohol stealing darkness bitch..."

>>883108
Well now, that's interesting...