/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42625467
That's it, I'm unsubscribing right this instant!

Are all those aftercare products really necessary, Mel?

>>42080720
>>42080751
Mel's mother has no right to have tits this huge.

>already over
Why so short? I wanted to see more Mel singing and dancing...

I'm mad.
Mad about people who don't respect Mel's privacy and keep degrading her despite the fact that she's a nice girl.

>>38987903
Shut up and watch Mel.
Do not watch the sheep.

>>37961153
>Romanian
Just because Mel is a vampire and a Jew doesn't mean she is from Romania!

>>37865897
Wait a minute, this isn't a drainaddict link!

>>37780975
>>37780942
>>37780917
>Hololive
>everyone is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8eW3ifaBio
Mel has been streaming for 30 minutes, why didn't anyone tell me?

Please someone tell Mel to stop being so cool or else I won't be able to contain myself...

>>37048715
There he is. There he goes again

Look everyone he posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?? Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little 'Porka' joke up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic porka orca isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a dumb Porka joke. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Porka joke NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk to you because all you say is "HAHA PORKA ORCA FAT".

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

Meru?

>>35715168
You what now?

>>35226866
>not ToT

>>35168245

>yeah Towa is cool when she sings that song
>that's why I decided to mog her live on stream
Why is suisei like this?

>>34982488
>a series that a guy who becomes an unironic mutant zombie tranny (dead aim)
>the entirety of 4 where Leon is somehow superhuman chad super agent
>3 with nemesis and big ass rail guns
>2 where lab mook turned into him into eldritch horror flesh monster chasing you on a train
>1 were wesker had the silliest fucking plan and got laughed at by chris and the entirety of the first game being treated as some corny b movie
>5 where weaker became a teleporting mutant and boulder punching
>6 where oje of the final bosses turns into a zombie wolf, a zombie giga fruiftly and a fucking T-rex
>Code veronica where the bitch turned into a plant lady
>then 0 where a fucking sentient leech was the final boss and impersonated a scientist
>yet somehow a /fit/ hillbilly punching moldmen and alligators is too much

>>34859834
>mfw capcom employees must have been on this ever since the inception of christpositng

>>34843385
Why aren't you? Mel is cute.

>>34834963
I dont get this, if the only thing you fags care about is video games, Why not just play them yourselves then? Because surely you'd get more enjoyment playing games yourselves instead of bitching at the girls for not playing whatever game from your childhood, complaining about them being shit at games, and bitching about women 24/7 like a tranny

>>34790522
>stealing my ritualpost to make it about porka

>everyone is streaming uma musume
>but I just don't get it
Mel you fucking idiot... it gives you VIEWS so PLAY it

How old is Ayamy mama?
I need to know for penile reasons.