/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Ame debuts with one of the cringiest self-introductions in Hololive history, all because she was too lazy to read her schedule and didn't plan accordingly
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>starts off gameplay with Superliminal, immediately wrangling in the lonely Goslings looking for a mother goose to cradle them
>does nothing to dissuade them nor help them; instead leads clearly mentally ill people on for her own monetary gain
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>the second she got monetized, she spends 10 minutes farming supaas, and then reads all the names at lightning speed for some shitty meme game, not even bothering to read the messages for the biggest ones
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>spends the next week playing nothing but APEX, an infamous debuff game that no one cares about
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>subtly implied a narrative about her and Loserbait going out to fuel the Goslings to doxx everything about him and scare him into leaving Hololive, all because she found him a little annoying one time
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>was too lazy to delete her old account, leading to Goslings finding out she has a boyfriend and inevitably having their mass existential crisis
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>mutually agrees with her current boyfriend to lie about their relationship and pretend they broke up so she can keep the Goslings wrangled in and making her dough
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>notices Mori's premium membership tiers with 2nd tier streams, and then immediately undercuts her with tier 1 streams to sabotage Mori's reputation and save her own
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>finally hits a game of her own with comfy mining and adventuring streams in Minecraft that everyone loves
>only to get lazy and decide to switch to creative mode to build everything from then on, thus ending any future chances of those comfy streams that everyone loved
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>despite knowing what she was going to do, she creates a biased members-only poll where she not-so-subtly emotionally manipulates them into "letting her" go into creative mode because she's "just so tired" and "doesn't feel like doing all this work oh pwease wet me cheat Goswings pwetty pweease?"
>which also leads to an inter-fanbase conflict between her brainwashed simps and the people who missed her older streams where she actually went out and got her own resources in survival
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>inb4 "take your meds"
>inb4 "fuck off schizo"
>inb4 "ogey rrat"
>inb4 mikoboat
>inb4 "lol poorfag" (hint: I was able to vote in the poll, too)
Tell me if I missed anything. Goddamn, this bitch has gotten so much crap around her in the last two months

>>28118526
>Antis will actively watch streams about holos they hate just for ammunition to talk shit about them later.
Yeah okay, but what if I'm doing it ironically?

>>26916195
Chickenmods gave me a 3-day vacation last time I posted it. I'll try to wait I can add something new to the list before posting it again. Too bad I don't watch her streams because they're too boring, so I'll probably miss any new fuckups she makes.

>>26649930
Her fans are insufferable in denial

>Kiara joins HoloEN pandering harder to the JOP crowd than the English speakers
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>gets the shittiest mic possible for her debut because she knows simps will pay for a new one the second monetization goes up
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>makes a 100k subs video to jerk her own ego despite Gura not doing one despite being twice as successful
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>forces a a ship between her and Mori in the very first collab so she can leech fans off of someone with actual talent
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>fake cries for 5 minutes at an inoffensive critique to wring maximum pity out of her unsuspecting audience, knowing clickbait tubers would use it to indirectly advertise her channel
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>plans her bingbingwahoo stream (taking 3x as many hour slots as the other members took, btw) exactly 1 hour after Mori's first gameplay stream, knowing she'd lose track of time, knowing she'd overlap, and knowing she'd feel bad for stealing Kiara's spotlight and thus direct her viewers to Kiara's stream to boost her views yet again
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>demands that the next collab be hosted on her channel to boost her views, despite her having almost nothing interesting planned
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>the one interesting thing she DID have was a chart specifically created to shit on all the members more popular than her, tanking Amelia's idol rep by calling her the filthiest of whores, trying to drag Ina down the same fate, leeching off of Mori's fanbase again with her forced yurishit, and leaving Gura alone because she know Gura was the least likely to interrupt her plans
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>the second the bottle points to her, and everyone down to her own artist says she be placed in the dumb slut corner just like she did to everyone else, she then turns into a spoiled brat, suddenly treating this "meme chart" extremely seriously, demanding that only she be treated as the one true perfect princess aidoru in the group
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"