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>> No.37528856 [View]
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Gonna chug a wurmbreaker to impress all the onis in the bar

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>>21897301
>>21897302
Alright, let's find a town, stockpile some resources and materials.
Now, once we've got a good stash, who's up for reconnaissance of Winterstown? I hear they've got a good bar.

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I want to live in this image's world.

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>>20223612
Oh, you mean Yeti Pally? They're cousins. Mr Pally, Advocate and Solicitor, decided to go corporate from a young age. He invites Ms Oni and Ms Ushi Oni on occasion. Fine young ladies, if getting a bit long in the tooth for single women.

>>20223618
Yep. It's also a popular dish in Winterstown; nothing quite like a spicy dish of mapo tofu to warm the gut. I hear Hinezumi Hors D'oeuvres might be muscling in though.

>>20223620
Did she by any chance meet the Cursed Sword Arya Menethil? Legends say she pursued a great enemy into the deep Northlands, before she was possessed by a strange sword.

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>>18946028
Please stop having sex in the bar. It's very distracting to the other patrons

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What's that? It's Monday you say? Can't go out drinking on a Monday? Oh anon, you card, we go out drinking every day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS0VQOHX7lM

Get in the car lads, it's time to get wasted, bamboozled by floozy Mantises, watch anon get shot down by that Unicorn again, see that one fool start a foight just to get shut down by that Ogre lass, drunken renditions of Piano man, play wingman for a bro out to get a parrot lady, and visit that Nightmare before she visits you later!

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>>17773878
>>17773881
And another night at the MGC Bar.

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>>17657414
We do have The Bar.

>>17657418
Fair enough.

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>>16485929
Stream that song, if you're so great.

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>reading about the Switch

Whelp time to go get fucking wasted at this news, who's coming with?

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>>16234535
Just another night at the MGC bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo

>> No.15965574 [View]
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TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL WE CAN GO TO THE BAR!

>> No.15757541 [View]
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>>15757480
Only if you convince the Siren lead singer to let you.

Which basically means you need to do some things in the bathroom for her.

Hopefully nothing too degenerate like having to cater to her glory hole fetish.

>> No.15580840 [View]
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>>15580820
Ahh yes, MGC Bar.

Truly a magical place.

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I shall drink a wurmbreaker

>> No.15474355 [View]
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>See a girl of sweetest dreams at MGC Bar
>But there's no way a cool dame like that could would be interested in a nerd virgin
>Aspire to capture that fanciable ladies's heart regardless
>She regularly visits the bar and it has a piano
>A long term plan begins to formulate
>Immediately start taking piano lessons from the Kaiju down the street
>Constantly have to keep her advances at bay after she sees such musical zeal
>A few months later, with endless hammering of keys for practice, the day comes
>Finally ready to play that piano like a fiddle and grab her attention
>Patiently wait for her to arrive in all her wondrous pure white beauty
>Grab the lounge band's attention and have them follow my lead
>Dedicate a nice sappy love song to her after announcing it over the mic, the crowd doesn't like the song, but she does
>Time for the double whammy to get both her and the crowd
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwVjTlTdIDQ
>It works, everyone's drunkenly cheering, the mood cheers up and finally it's time to go in for the kill
>Ask the Unicorn if I could buy her a drink
>She looks me dead in the eyes, tears off a fake horn from her head, and says she's a white coated Nightmare
>Ask the Nightmare if I could buy her a drink
>Happiest girl in the bar by a long shot




Alt: End
>She looks me dead in the eyes, tears off a fake horn from her head, and says she's a white coated Nightmare
>Walk out of the bar without looking at anyone and go home to sleep
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot

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>>15109556
Where indeed?
>>15109568
There is.
>>15109575
It was made last night.
>>15109589
So do I!
>>15109596
A description of what mixed/exotic drinks might be a cool idea to work with.
>>15109631
Most wendigos are pretty timid and probably not willing to come in. Apparently I know this because I herd wendigos in my spare time.
>>15109639
I'm sure they can come up with a "reasonable" number of years.
>>15109670
Well sometimes they like to unwind after a long week.

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