/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45717725
>succ visits the rata agency
>asks how to defeat anon
>rata brings out a 1 ft book
>succ asks why anon has so many weaknesses
>rata scoffs
>says that this is his fetishes
>she brings out his weaknesses book
>it's x5 times bigger
Ratas need to be controlled and corrected

>This is not Winterstown
>Their Queen is a coldhearted loner with perpetual, spikey bedhead
>Our Queen is invisible, intangible, and may or may not even exist
>Welcome to Desertville

>>41770719
>a joke like that is offencive to Bogeys
Indeed it is, and I have been asked to read a statement just handed to me, on behalf of the Bogey secret police, ahem.
>We are watching
>We are listening
>We are coming for you
>We will find you
What could that mean? Sounds concerning. Not as concerning as the guttural noises that emanated from the city council when asked for comment, but possibly more ominous.

>>40669249
Lemme see here. Okay. Yeah. Got it.
It's an OC Rata by some literal Redditor. They just got a bunch of commissions and posted them on r34
Thanks for making me look into, senpai. You weirdo.

Reports on the OP's image are telling us that the status of being giantess is quote, "highly debatable" and "on the line", stay tuned to regularly scheduled shitstorm.

>>22054654
My rata lawyer-wife has read the contract, the contract is broken because they have not had breakfast ready within 30 minutes of me waking up.

Rata is writing a new article titled; "NOT A JOKE, Jaypee Mods actually gay? Anons murdered after criticizing Jaypee Mods?"

Seriously though, why the fuck are you deleting so much shit. it's making you/the whole team look awful.

Today, two anons bickered about z-ton, and forgot that they don't have to like 100% of everything someone puts out.

What would a lolibaba rata be like?

>>21594817
It goes by many names anon, it's all flatties in the end, which is all that really matters!

>>21109526
Eh...? Big tail...?

>>21098891
Tails

Rata-chan is hard at work printing tomorrow's news stories

>>20525976
>Rata-chan getting off from tail brushes
That's too lewd for an officer of the law!

>>19948292
But what if she needs to pull an all-nighter in the office?

>>19450893
Actually put in some work on this tonight. Made my girl way less skittish and added some fun bits to her personality. No idea when I'll post. Knowing me, I'll shoot for before winter comiket (Year's End)

Here's a dumb story idea.

>Anon is a well beloved community member of a co-existence village/town.
>His dark secret is that he's a leader of a cult that preforms dark rituals to summon his masters to this reality.
>A Ratatoskr is the only one that catches on and keeps trying to expose him for what he truly is.
>Of course circumstance keeps getting in the way has she's trying to prove to everyone else that he's this absolute lovecraftian madman.

>>18516479
Please, Rata-chan would do ANYTHING for the latest scoop.

What kind of scoop would you give your rata boss?

>>18277049
Ratatoskr are very small and easy to carry!

>>18256477
Those cloaked bandits are keeping her and the Oni in business

Please don't molest her tail, she's hard at work on a big story

>>18017914
Rata's editor is hard at work too!