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I like salamanders
would be the mage she adventures with

>>36971605
I only hire the best

What's one monster girl that you'd like to have a one-night-stand with, no strings attached, no commitment?

>>35382352
I'm gonna save money by just opting for just the salamander. Not interest in the fox. Someone else can hire her. Gonna use the money I saved to rent a luxurious wagon and travel through non-dangerous lands in the autumn. Then as the nights get colder, we'll be forced to cuddle closely to keep each other warm; to which one night, my erection will pique her interest, and we'll fuck as she won't be able to hold back her instincts any longer.

Much easier way of courting a salamander for a weakling like me who could never best her in battle.

>When she no longer asks for monetary compensation but instead asks for sexual compensation for her services
Then when she's pregnant, we travel back to my home. She becomes a loving mother, and we raise our mini-manders from the comfort of our own home

>>34829683
I prefer my lizards a little spicier

Is hiring a salamander bodyguard basically low-key prostitution?

>>34392230
She must be a large salamander if I am supposed to be the same size of that pillow
That's okay though because I would be into it

>Out for a stroll around the town, you encounter a salamander
>She's lightly armored and wielding a large two-handed blade
>Upon initial inspection, she agitated, if not eager for a fight
>Her blade is drawn, and she's in a fighting stance
>With a frightening grin on her face, her tail raging with flames, she doesn't respond to any speech
>It's almost certain she wishes to fight you, so any chance of escape will be extremely difficult

What's your course of action, anon?

>>34283760
I wish I was that pillow

>>33226873
Now see. I'm a fat, lazy fuck that also like's lizards. Particularly fire lizards. I wouldn't train for shit or fight her really.
I'd just hire one as a bodyguard and go on vacation in a secluded place that's got no real danger whatsoever for a couple months. Rent a cabin or whatever that oh so coincidentally only has 1 bed! Eventually mamono instinct kicks in as living with a male for so long will naturally cause them to recognize you as their husband, whether or not you fit their qualifications. And then from there, things will just fall into place. Just be sweet to her, "accidentally" grope her, "accidentally" snuggle up to her in bed, offer to cuddle for warmth on cold nights, and then her monster side will just break loose into a healthy rape.

This method applies to any monster girl that has standards you don't meet.

>>29185687
>MGE canon states that if you live with a monster long enough (usually a couple months or more), her body will begin to recognize you as a husband
>This is true even if you don't fit the normal requirements for marriage (defeating or putting up a long, strong fight against a salamander)
I'm gonna hire a salamander as a bodyguard for a year to travel across the country with. One day, things are gonna get nice and steamy in the RV

>>28348150
>Are we in Minecraft?
Yes. Sally gives you a fire resistance buff, so when you're in the Nether, you don't take any fire damage from enemies, fire, or lava. But you have to stick your dick in her mouth first.

Abnormally hot body means a warmer mouth, breath, pussy, tits, and ass. The kisses and sex are more pleasurable and erotic!

Fire element based girls are that much better based on that fact alone

Need me a spicy lizard

Do you think a salamander would look better or worse with black sclera?

Okay, so I hired a salamander bodyguard for a multi-month road trip. How do I get her to sleep with me?

>Hire salamander bodyguard for a long trip
>Inform her that you'll be entirely useless in combat as you have no training or weapons
>Spend day and night together
>Share the same tent or room
>Get along well with her
>It's a purely professional relationship however
>3 weeks in and she starts acting different towards you
>She seems a bit cold and agitated, even angry at you
>One night, just before you go to put out the campfire, she confronts you
>"Show me your sword, anon. C'mon. I know you have it!"
>You're completely confused as you don't even own a dagger or shiv
>"You're a swordsman. I know you are. Show it to me now dammit!!" She gets louder, her tail flaring up
>You insist that you have no idea what she's talking about
>She grabs you by your shirt, lifting you up
>"You think this is funny?! Show me your damn sword or else!!!!"
>You empty your pockets and take of your shirt, shaking it, trying to explain that you have no idea what she's on about
>She backs up and readies her own sword for what you assume means she's threatening cut you down
>"This is you last chance. Show it. NOW!"
You better do something quick to calm her down, anon!

Whatever could she want from you? What's she even talking about?

>Salamander body guard
>Traveling together for months
>Use the same tent
>She never makes a move on you
>Just does her duty to the T
>Past couple days you notice your hands and face smelling weird
>Can't figure out why or what's the cause
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Hands and face are wet
>Feel a warm, slimy, fleshy mass against your face
>Pulsing bouts of hot air with a mild stench attacks your nostrils
>It all becomes clear as you notice she's carefully, gently licking your face
>Taking care and doing her best to not wake you
Do you pretend not to notice, or do you confront her about it? If the latter, what happens next?

I want a salamander to molest my face with her tongue

Need me a fire lizard

>Super horny salamander
>Desperate for a husband
>Will only accept a man that can defeat her however
>In quite a predicament since she's a world class warrior
>No one has even come close to defeating her
>She sees all her friends getting married off
>Can't stand it any longer
>She comes up with a master plan
>Goes to human town at night
>Figures that grocery store will have men
>Walks up to you
>Demands a dick measuring contest with you
>Won't take no for an answer
>Somewhat confused and curious (you didn't think monster boys existed) you reluctantly accept
>You both drop your pants
>You expose your less than average penis
>She exposes her sopping wet cunt
>No dong in sight, just a hole ready for breeding
>"Oh no!! Hahaha...It looks like you won! Hahaha.." she lets out awkwardly while doing a piss poor job at acting defeated
>She "trips" and exposes her pussy, rump in the air, ready to be pounded
>Confusion just sets in deeper for you
>She wiggles her ass towards you
And that's how you defeated your salamander wife

>>22776421
>Big, buff salamander is just like any other salamander
>Always wanted to marry the strongest male able to defeat her in fiery combat
>Everyone turns down her challenge and/or runs away scared like a little baby
>Others treat her like trash and outcast her
>One day a meek anon comes up to her and treats her with a little kindness
>She doesn't have any food or shelter with her
>Offers some of his food to her as they're camping in the same area on their travels
>Offers her a place in his tent as some cool air and light rain rolls in and a divider if she's too uncomfortable sleeping next to a stranger
>She does her best to hold back her tears
>It's the first time anyone has been kind to her
>She finally felt accepted
>She always wanted a strong warrior husband
>But for some reason, this anons kindness is tugging on her heart and she can't let it go
>She come to realize that a good personality means more than brute strength
>She wants him
>She needs him

I'm becoming more and more sold on the idea of a warrior salamander waifu. Problem is, I have no interest in becoming a warrior and thus have no hopes in defeating her to make her my waifu. Is there another way to a salamander's heart? What if I challenged her to some Mario Kart or some other game? Would that work?

>>22719711
Fuck all the monster girls. At least one of every species, minus a 3-4 I'm not too fond of. Have the ability to fuck any girl I want at any time. Form a big harem of the ones I like the best, numbering in the 10-12 range. Live in a big mansion with them and spend my days being worshiped by them, fucking them, and engaging in extremely deviant fetishes that would best described on /d/. Be together with each other for all eternity