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>>6596979

not if Mokou gets raped first
rinnosuke's alpha as fuck

Honestly I don't know what we're doing.
But we're doing it none the less.

You know, I'm starting to wonder. Maybe it's actually an honest truth, that the majority of people on Earth are simply desperately unattractive virgins.

Here's a message to all you fucking losers on /jp/ who're fapping to Touhou pictures - There are people out here, people like me, that have sex with girls. In reality. You might not actually be a virgin, but the one overweight redheaded Naruturd you nailed while you were doing a Japanese language course at the local community college doesn't count - you'd be crushed in her bull-like stampede as she rushed to fall to her knees should a true man like myself even show her the slightest sniff of attention.

There is a man-and-a-half, such as myself, who have slept with a good number of Gensokyo women. I don't get to fuck every woman I see, I don't feel like doing it, but I am in a position where I can choose from a number of visiting customers who are offering their bodies for my wares. They say that 90% of the girls want 10% of the men - I am that 10%, because I am the only one.

I'm hot. I'm tall. I'm hereditarily predisposed to having a perfect body. I put on a bit of weight? It sits just fine. I'm knowledgable and charming. When I talk to girls, I'm confident and in charge. When I'm talking to girls, arousal fills my heart, not the gut-wrenching fear of getting eaten or blasted to pieces

And as for you? You masturbate to fan-made depiction of Gensokyo women that never can exist. You have failed. You have failed. You have failed.

>>708306

Instead of dodging bullets while taking pictures, Rinnosuke dodges bullets while molesting the Touhoes.

>>577098
A counterattack is added.

Where's your cave now?