/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8641394
The janitor is active now, and allowing this thread to exist. This kind of thread is considered ok on /jp/ by 4chan moderation.

>>1862623
IT'S AUSTRIA

>>1551246
Satoko kept bullying Rika and even stole the ancient manuscript Rika was studying, so she was in need of an attitude adjustment.

>>256206
>I beat my meat to the feet of the neet
A sweet treat, have a seat as we greet the l337 neet feet meat beater Pete.

Furude Rika waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were furniture in the shrine. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Detektev Ohshee were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Rika was a shrine maiden for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the shrines and he said to dad "I want to be on the shrines daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY FURNITURES"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the shrine of the Henamezawa she knew there were furnitures.
"This is Ohshee" the radio crackered. "You must fight the furnitures!"
So Rika gotted her wine bottle and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the furnitures
"I will shoot at her" said the folding chair and he fired the rocket chairs. Rika neepaheded at it and tried to blew it up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the furnitures" she shouted
The radio said "No, Rika. You are the furnitures"
And then Rika was a chair.