/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18733015
He sang the Kurumi duet too.

>Told Kurumi "I love you!" during her first stream
>She replied "I luv u chu"
>She is fucking gone now

>>18124936
I know. At least I hope there won't be any NTR.

>>18084066
Heidi, Girl of the Alps. I'm old enough to be a gramps.

Fuck fuck. I tried to buy her something from her Amazon wishlist but I need a jp billing address. Will it work if I input a different one from my credit card? Why is the world so unfair!?

>>13632317

>Be Kikimora maid
>Make your bed and cook Master's favorite omelette, humming to yourself that you hope he remembers today is your 40th birthday
>He's not in bed today, aaya, Master is such a workaholic
>Keep cleaning about the house, expecting to see his car pull into the driveway any minute now with another present for you
>Master always gives you the best presents, you still treasure the broom made of yew he gave you on your first birthday
>School kids pass by Master's house, giving you looks like you're a ghost
>Tell yourself it's no big deal, kids will be kids
>All that matters to Master is that his house be spic-and-span
>You're already imagining the fun you're going to have in bed tonight, with his sturdy and yet well-centered manhood
>You still remember the night he took your maidenhood, hushed whispers and sticky fumbling on the couch in the living room
>The warmth of his hug still permeates in you
>You love your Master with all your heart
>Night comes, make Master's favorite dinner
>Put on his favorite lipstick for you, your full red lips pouting almost coquettishly for him
>Your tail whaps excitedly against the chair when you begin to hear him say "I want my bath, my dinner, and most definitely -you-"
>Master never shows up
>Go to bed, telling yourself he's going to be a lewd man and slip in, pretending to be the naughty baron who sleeps with the help
>You wake up in the middle of the night, crying
>Call out Master's name, no answer
>Scramble around, calling his name again, turning on your desk light
>See the picture of you and your Master
>An old man smiles from his chair, petting you on the head
>The tears won't stop
>Your sobbing gets harder as you cry his name
>Master isn't coming home
>It's been forty years since your beloved Master began celebrating your birthday
>This year you don't think you have the strength to carry on that tradition
>Your red lipstick clings to the glass of the photo as you cry yourself to sleep

>>13602403
>>13602382

>Cuddle with a Wight
>She hugs you rather closely, pressing her chest into yours, snuggling up
>It's cold outside, and you're barely able to keep yourself warm in the blizzard outside. Your companion isn't bothered in the slightest due to her nature as an undead
>She sees you trying to bear the cold, asking you if it's too much effort for you that you can let her go
>Calls you vexing when you put a hand on top of her head and hug her closer to you, letting her hear the drum beat of your heart
>Tell her that at least once, in her many years of un-life, that you'd like to give her at least the sensation of the warmth of living again
>Even if she can't reciprocate it
>She almost sobs softly as you drift off to sleep, telling you that you're the first person to offer her a place in their heart, 'where a warm hand waits for mine'

>>13564467

>No Jötunn honey to have you drink mead out of her copious bosom because she's a big girl for you
>No Valkyrie to take you to Valhalla
>No Fenrir daughteru to nibble on your hand and pretend it's Uncle Tyr's
>No Jormungandr girl to wrap you up in her lovingly coiled embrace, and give you enough of her venom to turn you into an Æsir level Incubus who can break HER pelvis
>No Fenrir waifu to plunge the immediate area into Fimbulvintr as she chases you around with multiple daughterus for hugs
>No Ratatoskr girl to have a fluffy tail for you to touch
>No Hel waifu who's one part Valkyrie, one part Lilim for FUN TIMES
>No Yggdrasil waifu who's so ancient and old that her teats lactate pure honey and keeps you safe during Ragnarok in her roots, full Ara Ara
>No Black Crow Harpy twins who mistake you for Odin

>TFW can't think of a damned premise for any story

>MFW the realization that I can't into writing chapters sets in
>MFW having to re-do a story from scratch

>TFW having multiple stories open
>TFW not working on any of them
>TFW Mein Kampf Gegen Ilassa