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>>22626897
here

>>14142548
Kind of rough but:
S = Sachikong
P = Producer

Audition
S: "Yes! Number 1, Koshimizu Sachiko!"
>Sachiko is number 10.
S: "What? "Your number isn't 1"...? But it says 1 right here... Ah!? ...T-there's a zero there. G....g....getting that mixed up sure would be worrying wouldn't it!
S: "Saying "Number 1" wasn't my audition number, but "I'm the cutest."
S: That's right. No matter what, I'm the best! I'll say it clearly, I'm the cutest. I'd perform the best... probably, and if you lined us up by height I'd be first!
S: That's right, you're all pretty lucky! In the future, I'll be a Super Top Idol who'll take over the world. And all of you get to witness my audition!
(Choice) Well anyway, what's special skill?
S: Eh? Special...skill? Um... Making clean copies of my notebook! It's my hobby, and my special skill!!
S: I'm the world's cutest, and my very existence is special. Number one is the only one, that's me. So don't worry about trivial things like special skills!
P:...
S: Anyway, I just have one worry. Can you properly produce the supernova that is Koshimizu Sachiko? That's the only thing!
S: Can you really make me into a top idol? Can you do it!?
(Choice) I can do it.
S: Fufun. It's a half hearted answer but... well, you're the Producer I've been waiting for! You'll manage somehow, right. Please work until you want to die!
(Choice) But we haven't decided to recruit you yet.
S: ....what? The results are decided later in the day? Wait, what are you saying? Normally, with someone of my talent, you'd immediately pass and recruit them right?
S: Geez, you people have no sense! Well, fine. I'll wait for you to tell me I've passed. P-p-please! I'll be waiting! Really!