/jp/ - Otaku Culture

One summer day, Archer and his two young charges, Sakura and Rin were enjoying the cool breeze.

Rin was having a fine time, but something bothered her. Sakura was wearing a very pretty yellow hat, a gift from Archer, and she felt a slight stirring of jealousy.

"Aacha!" Rin said at last. "How come I didn't get a big yellow hat." She pouted.

Sakura heard her and turned her way, just so Rin could get a full view of her pretty yellow hat.

Archer smiled at her. "Well, Rin, you don't really want to know."

"Just tell me!" She demanded forcefully.

Archer grimaced. "...Rin, your head is too big."

"...."

One fine spring day, Archer was sitting on a tree with his Loli's, Sakura and Rin on his lap. They were enjoying a fine picnic, and Sakura had on her special Sunday Hat.

"Ne ne!" Rin asked excitedly. She bubbled with joy. "Aacha! Can I wear the special Sunday Hat too?"

Archer looked at her, and looked at Sakura who was chewing absently on a muffin.

He shook his head. "No."

"Why not, Aacha!" Rin asked, with tears glistening in her wide eyes.

"Your head is too big." Archer replied as matter of fact.

"..."

That day Rin mastered her first offensive spell.