/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's almost Valentines Day, hope your defenses are in order. After all, you don't want to be one of the shmucks whose wife brags about "bagging him on Valentines Day", do you?

>>43313707
I actually had a manticore dream a couple months ago that was pretty cute
>dark, foggy, rainy night
>walking home
>finish smoking a cigarette, about to pull another one out of the carton when I feel a massive feline paw squeeze my hand and crush the pack
>look up at the perpetrator
>8ft tall manticore with black hair and bits of green. Frightening green eyes with black lipstick
>"No smoking." She says
>stand there like a deer in the headlights
>"No smoking." I repeat after her
Woke up after that. She was really cute.

>>42668838
I still wonder what the scariest girl to get ambushed by when the portals opened would be, I wanna say manticore or shog

>>42624116
all fun and games till gremlin jannies leak your IP

get sucked fag

>>25834690
Applicable for this as well

>>25489650
You know you're just further encouraging her right? Enjoy the venom

>>24645629
Fuck yeah, one that big spoons and nibbles on my earlobes while teasing my nipples and letting her tail pump out the goods would be great, especially if she says obscene things during it like "do you really like being eaten, sweetie?" or "give it all to me, that is, before I force it out if you" or "what's more toxic, the venom or these sweet nothings I'm lacing you with?" Maybe an evil laugh or two

>>24629426
She'd tail fuck you, for FOUR HOURS

>>23852807
fuck I was so horny writing that

It's like we're nothing but cattle for monsters to feed milk and harvest

that's a good boy
there there
the site won't know you're being held down
tell them how much you love your wife

How do I make myself prime bait for a 'core?

GET OUTTA THERE DUDE

>>22075896

>>21917996
sorry my man I forgot about those races as I tend to forget about girls who aren't hot

>>21584103
I don't taste good I promise please go away

you will be sucked

>>21536250
manti-nee is best