/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why does the thread on /jp/, one of the slowest boards on 4chan, have the most replies on any of the threads?

That should tell you something.

>>6000960

Yeah, just like how I couldn't beat UFO or 12.3 on easy as well. Whoever started the forced meme that I can't beat Touhou games on easy, I have to give you props for persistence.

>>5997303

But anon, you ARE the janitor

>>5995130

Shh, you'll give away the secret!

>Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 making a thread

>>5910395

Include a Kogasa reference in there somewhere, and have Cirno say, "With a name like Kogasa, she should have been the Stage 5 boss."

/jp/ will LOVE it.

>>5779522

Is that an invitation to image bomb this thread?

>>5622225

>post when it says 20
>post goes through in 1 second
>it somehow ends in 5

...yeah, I'm going to bed.

>>5535789

I didn't know anybody wanted it. Give me 5 minutes.

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>>5498209

>implying I'll put any energy into trolling an /a/-knock-off thread

>>5131383

My internet will be gone on the 17th. I won't go into any more details than that.

Alright, I've had it with you sick pedo freaks. If the janitor wants a daycare kiddie cam on /jp/, he'll have to put up with deleting my spam every minute on the hour.

>>5105018

I'm going to come up with a "Reported." spam just to piss you off. Also, anybody notice how the content is using the SEGA Genesis font?

Sad.

Even I dislike Currybutt, which should tell you a lot considering that I usually like every tripfag for their contribution of faggotry.

I'm going to put this in wrestling terms so that you can all understand:

Me = Chris Jericho
ZUN = Champion Face John Cena
Suigin = Carlito
White Ren = Primo
mugen = The Miz
deleted = MVP
Currybutt = Champion Personality Jack Swagger

Who the hell likes Jack Swagger?

>>5047524

None whatsoever. To be honest, I'm pretty tired, and I've done enough irreversible damage to this board, so I may take a break from the Internet entirely for a little while. Who knows.

Even I think this sucks, and I have a very low standard of judging.

Give me one good reason not to image bomb this thread right now.

>>5011492

Wait until we reach 5555555.

Hey /v/ mod, I thought I'd just give you a heads up. I'm doing a /b/ invasion here later tonight, so you should make sure you have a janitor or two on the board before you head out. Also, Stacy called asking if you had any flour left from the party last Wednesday.

>>4838150

Weak. My copypasta spams at least 5 posts.

>>4816171

What do you want me to do, find an unsuspecting guy on /b/ to do an edit of himself dressed as Cirno?

You know, I can keep this up all day.

Give me one good reason other than "one good reason" to stop.

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>>4762793

Are people too retarded to read, or is this some sad attempt at trolling? If you had seen my posts in the countless threads beforehand, I've been arguing FOR porn in spoiler tags, and AGAINST porn without spoiler tags. I don't care if BOOF posts "PART ___: (insert daily doujin here)" threads as long as the porn is in spoiler tags. When I come to /jp/ and the first thread I see is Yukari's massive tits being sucked into her portal with dicks all over the place and the cum forming spiral-shaped galaxies and UFOs, I wonder about the sanity of some of you posters.

And before "hurr durr hide the thread", I shouldn't NEED an external program to HIDE RULE-BREAKING THREADS. Put it in a spoiler tag or be banned, simple as that.

Silly /tv/, /mu/, and other worthless boards.

Take note: THIS is how you do it.