/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wonder if portal power is something that Yukari passes down, shares with Ran or if it's a teachable skill.

>>5110294
Suika is an Oni. Onis are infamous for being brutes. Why would you want to be associated with such uncultured savages? (Plus she probably smells like a farm to boot. A beer farm!)

>>5110640
Enjoy your high-maintenance (wannabee) moon rabbit with clip-on bunny ears. If you want a REAL bunny go with Tewi. You might even get lucky. If you know what I mean.

>>5110342
She's an asocial nerd. Want to know the truth about us shut-ins? The reason why we find it hard to function in society is because we're self-centered brats that rejected society. To reiterate, it wasn't society that rejected us; it was us that rejected society. Consequently, Patchouli is most likely a racist/bigot/elitist with an inferiority complex.

>>5110481
Orin's crotch most likely smells like a dead kitten. And we all know what that smells like. Not cool. She'll fake her friendship with you until you die; then she'll use your corpse for God knows what.

>>5110478
If you're a female then Mokou would be the right decision for you. If not—I got some bad news for you....

>>5110627
Youmu is too "Internet is serious business" to have fun with. The only way you'd be able to have fun with her is if you tricked her into believing it was her duty to hangout with you. As far as procreating with her. That would be out of the question until marriage.

>>5110648
Bravo Anon. Way to chose a batshit insane monster that's been locked away in a dungeon her whole life. I'm sure she'll really appreciate it when she's nesting in the remains of your rib cage. Like a moth to the flame, pathetic.

>>5110676
See the above description of Onis. She's probably more belligerent and light fused than Suika. One wrong step or gesture and you've bought yourself a night's worth of "snoo snoo."

Yukari/Ran Yakumo were the only good options.

Marriage is nice, isn't it?

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