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>>18732495
> up to 300%
You don't fool me.
You're trying to get me to knock my maid up, and then she spends all day slunped on the sofa satisfying her avocado pizza cravings, and when I complain "I was promised up to 300% efficiency gain", she just smirks and says "Up to 300% means 300% is the maximum. You got -95%, so sucks to be you, but -95% does technically fall under the umbrella of +300% :)"
And that's how monstergirl single mothers are made.