/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>flipping through the channels on tv
>"It's the Pluck the Scaredy-cat Kobold Show. Starring Pluck the Scaredy-cat Kobold. Abandoned as a pup, she was found my Anon, who lives in the middle of MGC with his roommate, Paladin-chan. But sexy stuff happens in MGC. It's up to Pluck to save her master's virginity."
>"You stupid monster, you make me look bad. Ooga booga booga!"
>"Kyaaaaah!"

>>17508089
>tfw you will never be a successful businessman with a cute kobold secretary
>she helps you with just about everything and follows you everywhere
>other employees think you should replace her with a proper secretary (namely them so they can be closer to you), but you refuse every time
>people start to get wise about what happens when you ask to be left alone in your office during lunch and have your kobold bring your food in, only for her to leave half an hour later breathing heavily and weak in the knees

Just get a Kobold if you have self-esteem issues. She will love you no matter how much of a failure you are.