/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Weren't you supposed to be in the bed chamber half an hour ago?
>Greetings!
>Big day today, anon.
>She's waiting for you anon... in the bed chamberrrr.
>Ah, anon, there you are. We've just sent your zombie down to the bed chamber.
>We've boosted her gluteal adipose tissue 105%... bit of a gamble but we need the extra orgasm.
>Now now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine.
>>I don't know how you can say that, although I will admit that the possibility of a wight evolution scenario is extremely-
>Anon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional! We've assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong...?

>Wouldn't you like to get one of these semen samples under a microscope?