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Go on anon, fuck it again.

p-pls buy me

So i bought into the shill so it's review time.
Pros:
- It's different
- The sounds it makes on your cock is bretty gud
- Soft
- Stimulation is next to nothing but that's what I expected
- As you pull your dick out it squirts your cum

Cons:
- Pressure, while it is soft the moment you stick your dick in it creates a perfect fucking seal and as you push further it over-rides the softness
- The stickiness, sure it's "oh wow it's sticky" at first but do you remember those stickyhand things you owned when you were a kid and remember how hard they were to clean(http://www.sense2.com.au/catalog/400x300/PID5856x4955-promotional-sticky-hands.jpg)), it's like that. Sticking your dick in at first can be a pain because the head runs out of lube on it and just gets stuck.
- Cleaning: "With great tightness comes great cleaning"- Uncle Benis
Oh god what a nightmare, the insides are glued to the bottom so you can't take it out, trying to get water inside of it is impossible, can't get a onahole squirty bottle in it due to it's stickyness and so i blasted it with water for 20minutes and i still think I can see a white streak through it which I'm unsure it's my cum or the way it's made. I can only imagine how much of a Bacterial/Fungus farm this thing is going to become after maybe 3 usages.

- Thing breaks down, I got little tiny sticky lumps everywhere already

Other thoughts:
Stick to real slimegirls, I can only see myself using this only when I'm extreamly horny and don't have anything on for a hour.

Overall: Why the fuck did I buy this? 2/10

I don't understand