/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gravely, Eiki sat on the dais and heard the evidence. Then she delivered her verdict.

“The student is obviously guilty,” she said severely. “Taking another person’s property is theft, and I cannot see that a smell is different from any other property.”

The shopkeeper was delighted, but the student was horrified. He was very poor, and he owed the shopkeeper for three months’ smelling. He would surely be thrown into prison.

“How much money have you?” Eiki asked him.

“Only five mon, Honorable Honor,” the boy replied. “I need that to pay my rent, or I will be thrown out into the street.”

“Let me see the money,” said the judge.

The young man held out his hand. Eiki nodded and told him to drop the coins from one hand to the other.

The judge listened to the pleasant clink of the money and said to the shopkeeper, “You have now been paid. If you have any other complaints in the future, please bring them to the court. It is our wish that all injustices be punished and all virtue rewarded.

“But, most Honorable Honor,” the shopkeeper protested, “I did not get the money! The thief dropped it from one hand to the other. See! I have nothing.” He held up his empty hands to show the judge.

Eiki stared at him gravely. “It is the court’s judgment that the punishment should fit the crime. I have decided that the price of the smell of food shall be the sound of money. Justice has prevailed as usual in my court.”

>>11460205
you cant tell me what to do.

>>11438131

>meido's face

Fun Fact: When a janitor mutes you for 15 minutes, just because the 15 minutes are up, you are still not off the hook. The 15-minute mute just means you can talk again in 15 minutes. You can still be banned HOURS later.

Some mods even wait until it clicks over to 00:00 so your ban will last that much longer.

she is the law!

>>11279526
She's the law.

>>11237850
Stop! /jp/ is a bully-free zone.

*Attention*

In order to preserve the quality of /jp/, new guidelines concerning income must be set.

The following are the only acceptable forms of income for a /jp/ poster, in no particular order:

-Subsidized housing with ones guardian
(Note:Inheritance is acceptable only in situations where one's guardians are deceased.)
-Government benefits
(Note:Student loans requiring repayment are not acceptable)
-Auctioning off ones remaining assets

Other forms of income that are borderline, but still acceptable are:

-Rending personal services in exchange for room and board
(Note: only applicable if residing with the individual which services were rendered to.)
-Forex

If none of the above apply to you, or you receive income from another source, please excise yourself from /jp/ immediately.

Strict adherence to these rules is for the good of the community. Thank you for your understanding.

(Updated to version 1.1)

*Attention*

*Attention*

In order to preserve the quality of /jp/, new guidelines concerning income must be set.

The following are the only acceptable forms of income for a /jp/ poster, in no particular order:

-Subsidized housing with ones guardian
(Note:Inheritance is acceptable only in situations where one's guardians are deceased.)
-Government benefits
(Note:Student loans requiring repayment are not acceptable)
-Auctioning off ones remaining assets

Other forms of income that are borderline, but still acceptable are:

-Rending personal services in exchange for room and board
(Note: only applicable if residing with the individual which services were rendered to.)
-Forex

If none of the above apply to you, or you receive income from another source, please excise yourself from /jp/ immediately.

Strict adherence to these rules is for the good of the community. Thank you for your understanding.

(Updated to version 1.1)

*Attention*

*Attention*

In order to preserve the quality of /jp/, new guidelines concerning income must be set.

The following are the only acceptable forms of income for a /jp/ poster, in no particular order:

-Subsidized housing with ones guardian
-Government benefits
-Auctioning off ones remaining assets

Other forms of income that are borderline, but still acceptable are:

-Rending personal services in exchange for room and board
(Note: only applicable if residing with the individual which services were render to.
-Forex

If none of the above apply to you, or you receive income from another source, please excise yourself from /jp/ immediately.

Strict adherence to these rules is for the good of the community. Thank you for your understanding.

*Attention*

>>9923008

>>9900484

Aren't we forgetting the best Shiki? Or is this more of an unspoken debate on who is actually the second-best Shiki?

>>9664163

It fluctuates between 2/10 and 8/10 for me
Today has been a good day.
I'll give it 7.5

This is Shikieiki Yamaxanadu.

>>8830045
That's animal cruelty and human right's violation at the same time.
There is no justice for such sin.