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But since I have honed my skills to a pretty decent level, I'll share with you my current technique. Without further ado:

Anonymous's Anal Masturbation Technique

What You Need:

1. Lubricant of your choice
2. Fake cock (eight inches, approx.)
3. Ridged anal wand (seven inches, approx.)

Procedure:

1. Apply a generous amount of lube to your index finger, and swirl the lubricated finger lightly around your butthole. Add another drop or two of lube, and then simultaneously push your finger into your butthole while pushing back with your anus muscles.

2. Slide your finger into your ass up to the knuckle and feel around for turds. Unless you're an anorexic, you probably will come across one.

3. Circle your finger around your anal walls pressing outward, as if you were an umpire signaling a home run. You should be near the toilet, because this is intended to stimulate a bowel movement. Once you've shit, and your rectum is empty, then you're ready for some heavy duty fun.

4. Lube up a second finger and slip them both into your poopchute. Let your asshole get comfortable with the new mass, and then begin to pump a little. Repeat with a third finger if you so desire.

>>2923290
Energy to move mouth<Energy to move hands and strangle a neck with swords popping out

>>2432441
They can grow inside you, and BURST.

>>1958828
Hot-Blooded beats nasu-logic at the most important (for the protagonist) all the time.

Its funny seeing nasu going against his established world setting just because the protagonist had to win because he is the "good guy".

Pic related, though im mostly refering to Fate and UBW. HF had that toned down.

There is only one Gary Stue in FSN and you all know it.

>>1817885
This one would be pretty good too.