/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hug the everloving shit out of her.

>>10631190

Cozy as fuck

>>10239674
last post from me since it doesn't seem like /jp/ talk but <s>it's an internet friend I've had since I was in high school
bought a crossplay at like 19 after wanting one for years just to wear at home since I'm a complete shut in
showed him and awkwardly said I liked him
didn't talk for weeks, lost only friend
then out of the blue phoned me and was like I like you too
we've been happy ever since</s>
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Don't you wish you had a /jp/sie to support you and your NEET lifestyle?

>>9532586
I thought it would be the polite thing to do. Couldn't you just have gone back to sleep?

I want to hug a /jp/

>>9432197
;_;

Hugging Sakuya

What present would you give your favorite touhou for their birthday?

Try to avoid cliche things like fried shrimp for Nue or a dog bone for Momiji.

I would give Koishi cute earmuffs for her closed eye of love.

>>8800926

Depends what you're looking to brew. In general, I'd recommend glazed teaware. Different types of clay and clay quality issues can affect the taste. Better to just skip that issue entirely and buy glazed.

I like to brew all of my tea in Japanese and Korean teaware. I am not a fan of Yixing and while I love the aesthetic of gaiwan, I usually wind up scalding myself trying to brew with them.The teaware I would recommend to beginners would be the Korean 'infuser mugs', which are basically lidded cups with an infuser layer you can remove between steeps.

tl;dr Buy a kyusu or Korean infuser mug.

>>8800950

>tetsubin stylistically Chinese
>Japan embracing China culturally
>Who am I quoting?

>>8202367
Hey, hey there, you're not going to bring Pandaling into this, are you?

>>7878888
Sigh.

Stage 1: Before you do anything else, practice it for a bit on Lunatic to get used to your hitbox. Stream bullets, take out Rumia.
Stage 2: Use a bomb in the beginning to get rid of the enemies and pick up all the items on the screen. Try to get MAX power as early as possible. Stream more, beat Cirno.
Stage 3: This is where you stop being a showoff shithead and start abusing the Shift key. Bomb Meiling's midboss card if you aren't 101% sure you can capture it. Same for her last card. You shouldn't have lost a single life by now.
Stage 4: Place your character in the mid-left section of the screen and get ready to shoot the three fairies before they leave their magic circles behind. Stream the bullets with very slight movements. Again, if you aren't 101% sure you can dodge the green bullets, bomb. Koa is a joke. Wait a whole second before you start shooting the fairies that clear bullets when they die. Patchu's cards are all about distractions. Focus on one type of projectile and try dodging the other unconsciously. This applies to cards like Sylphae Horn, Agni Radiance, Water Elf, Emerald Megalith, etc. You should be ready to bomb before you get in trouble; if you think it MIGHT hit you, chances are it will, bomb.

Why is /jp/ so fuzzy?

OP is mad because he's a grizzly and not part of the panda master race.

My girlfriend is 15 years old (3 years younger than me, don't you dare fucking say what you're about to say). She said she wanted to come to my house to watch a movie she just bought (I'm not allowed over at her house because her parents would freak out at the idea of a fully grown man playing grab-ass with their little girl). Surprise surprise, it was fucking Twilight.

Now, I knew she was a fan and all, but I never actually had to "confront" the problem. She spent the entire movie letting out these annoying (albeit cute) shrieks every time Edward did ANYTHING. She also gave me all sorts of fun-facts for half the movie, until I screamed "IDONTWANNAHEARIT" halfway through the movie.

Now, this just ruined her mood, and she decided to let off on me when the movie was over. "What's so wrong about liking Twilight?", she said to me. "Well, no offense, but it's just badly written wish fulfillment made by some fat virgin." Then she decided to set it off. She put on this twisted little smile, and said "Jamal, honey, you play Touhou". You see where this is going, right?

I couldn't really fight any of the points she brought up. I mean, she knows I play shit like Tsukihime and Clannad, so saying VNs are better written is out of the question. She even brought up how most of the audience for the new Touhou game premiere we went to at otacon were a bunch of shrieking fangirls, and how I spent the whole time we were there telling her fun facts about the character's origins.

How the hell do I get back at her?

And now for something completely different.

Happy Sakuya