/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45777940
The best outcome is being quickly defeated and given to a waifu for healing.
The less-ideal is that while not successful you do enough damage to the world and yourself before being defeated that you you'll work the rest of your life to make amends. You might not get a happy ending this round anyway no matter how hard you try.
Worst case you succeed and are ruthlessly brought down. If you're lucky there will be some shred of your soul worthy of being allowed to reincarnate. But for you there may only be darkness.

>>44821739
Good times.

>>42811606
Why shouldn't male competition be zero? Do you see everyone being happy as a bad outcome?
Why do so many morons think you can't win if someone else can't lose?

>>42726751

Reminder that Vtubers are blasphemous and simping is just digital cuckoldry

>Me and my paladin homies drive to the poor part of town
>Some mangy dog beasts opened up a new shop on crescent street
>Fucking monster immigrant scum taking our jobs
>Joffrey, Rupert and I go in posing as customers
>Place stinks of wet dog and strange foreign foods
>An ageing mutt with devil eyes and an aura of murderous intent greets us behind the shops counter
>"Awoo~ Welcome to Ms Fursteins humble store! What can i get you fine gentlemen!"
>I can barely understand its unintelligible monster babble
>Joffrey and I stride over to the counter while rupert keeps lookout near the door
>I slam my fists on the laminated counter and yell
>"LISTEN HERE YOU FLEABAG, WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND ROUND HERE"
>Excited by my wanton display of speciesism, Rupert and Joffrey start chanting "Deus Vult!"
>With beads of sweat dripping from my forehead, i stare intently at the demon shopkeep awaiting its reaction
>Nervously and meekly it begins speaking up
>"You.. want some miso soup? Its very tasty and also affordable! ~"
>BLASTED THING IS MOCKING US
>My vision becomes red with rage and my fist clench with anger
>I start smashing everything in sight, my compatriots follow suit
>"Please stop! Why are you doing this? This shop is my everything!"
>I smash one last bottle of some kind of voodoo liquid and smugly view the destruction i've brought
>The shop owner is trying to pick up broken glass and ceramics
>It begins chanting a demonic incantation that sounds like crying
>"Leave and go back to your own lands! Deus vult!"
>We book it out the door and run to the car
>Managed to hid out in the church until the whole thing quieted down

DEGENERATE ABOMINATIONS BTFO

>>17162349
>corruption

>>16975900

>>14538795
Let the crusades begin.

>>14531513
What is this perversion

>>14316989
Someone else complete the trinity.

>>14264063
Every now and again. When the autists aren't on most of us just use it for good-natured fighting during slow times. Plus, both sides often make hilarious pics.

>>14099032
>A religious choir boy becoming the play thing of a succubus.

STOPPED READING THERE

I can't believe you heretics!

>>14057760

>>14020135

No.

>>14005271