/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mommy's pudge!

>>11537815

Sex with mommy!

>But we're mother and son. We can't have sex with eachother!!

>>10422205
Do you know how disrespectful that is to your mother, calling her cooking shit?

I am failing two of my classes and have been rather depressed lately. I also had two exams for said classes (which I failed) and skipped my Japanese class 4 days in a row. I'm not failing that class though.
However, today I ran into a student from my Japanese class on the way to University and she asked why I haven't been there and that everyone misses me. I felt bad and said I would surely be there tomorrow.

When on campus later in the day, I had to go to the library to finish already late homework, but Asians tend to camp out in the library and my Japanese class is full of Chinese. I didn't want to have another awkward moment with another classmate like before and have them yell at me for skipping class, so I went to anther school building with computers.

But my luck was horrible and right as I turned a corner in the building, I bumped RIGHT into one of my Japanese professors. Even worse, it was the one that is always real tough on my grades and gets angry at me for being late to class all the time.
She scolded me and then started lecturing me, in Japanese, how I should not skip class and that I was a bad boy.
It was like fate conspired against me.

Today I learned to never skip Japanese class and keep up with my reps.

Waking up with her limbs tightly hugging your body is better, not talking about her head in your chest as her soft cheek wakes you up. ;_;

>>8745607

>>8495730
>>8495750

>Go to Gensokyostop
>Handsome young lad at the counter
>Bring up my spell cards
>"Art thou all for today?"
>"Y-Yes...."
>"Thy purchase shall be 3500 yen plus tip"
>Reach into purse
>My snakes fall out
>Become incredibly embarrassed
>Hurriedly try to pick them all up from the ground
>Look up
>Strapping young man is actually a Youkai
>He engages me in Danmaku
>Run out of store
>Bust into power-up icons

FUCKING GENSOKYOSTOP!

Sorry /jp/, I had to

>>8207067
I'm not the OP, so I don't have to do shit.

Stop sexualizing her!

>>7722919
I'm from /a/ and even I know that's bullshit, OP.

Take it back, you sack of shit.

Actually, I would prefer to have her as a mom.

Also, there already is Kanako-sama thread.

>>6483884
Is Suwako implying that Kanako is still a virgin?

>>5280268
P-p-p-porn!?! That's naughty!!!

>>5204118
>>5204135
I-It's not true! I'm 17! I'm 17 for real!

>>4815462
>>4815491
>>4815503
This is EXACTLY the reason why I like Kanako.

There was one touhou doujin posted in /jp/ a while ago about Kanako collecting faith. Anyone knows the name?

>>4519223
>Kanako is probably a virgin