/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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patchouli

we chare the dislike for the outside world

I really hate it when Japanese girls talk in that fancy-shmancy Jappo speak where they refer to themselves at "watakishi" (or however it's spelled) and end every sentence with "desu wa" like they couldn't just say goddamn "ka" because they already exceeded their K quota earlier in the sentence by adding it to "watashi" needlessly.

I also really hate it when Jappanese girls talk about themselves in third-person like it makes them sound more feminine or some shit. Like all the boys are just gonna wanna fuck them if they talk about themselves in third-person, fucking dickweeds.

Every time something like this happens I just wish I could poop in the girl's vagina so she'd get a yeast infection and have to stay home for a week, or maybe even go to the emergency room. Yet I keep hearing the two above things happen constantly on a daily basis every day. Whose with me?

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cute

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How does /jp/ feel about the more recent "Bizzaro" literary works popping up? I've been following a few authors for a while now (Carlton Mellick 3 and Jeremy Robert Johnson are my current favorites) and they seem like the type of books /jp/ would like. If only I could loan them out to you guys.

Failing that, what are you reading, what have you finished recently, what are you thinking of reading but on the fence about, etc.?

I realize we have /lit/ but they don't really talk about books, ironically enough. I mean, it's not like I want to talk to you guys about books or anything!! ...I just didn't have a choice.

Be civil and take it easy.

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>/jp/ on a date

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