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so... no frotcraft tonight?

>>45401899
That's too cruel

Alice!!!
She's definitely a dork!!
Bullying her by hanging out lots with Marisa and talking bad about Alice behind her back!!!
ALICE!!!

>>22304789
>>22304789
I bet there was a lot of bedwetting afterwards

>Shopping? Ah, no, I usually have the dolls go get things for me, I just stay here...I haven't had to leave the house in months! Haha...
>Uh, was that weird?
>...
>H-Hey...do you know you brea-uh...fix a doll with a broken face?
>...
>P...P-Plastic surgery...

Alice Margatroid? Yeah, I know her. She invited me to a sleepover one time, and then when I got there all the couches and chairs were gone, leaving only the one bed she sleeps in for us to use. She told me she "lent them out to the community", and that she just "forgot" they'd be gone today. We got in bed together at the end of a very awkward night, and she kept trying to get closer to me gradually, pretending like she was yawning or shifting to get more comfortable in what I can only assume was an attempt to hide what she was doing. I kept moving away until I was forced to the edge of the bed.
Eventually I managed to fall asleep, and when I woke up I was soaking wet in that creep's PISS. It was even worse closer to her, but she just let so much out that it seeped over and got me too. It didn't help that she moved even closer to me after I was asleep. It was the worst sleepover of my life, I went home while she was still sleeping and I've ignored every attempt of hers to contact me since then. If Alice Margatroid ever invites you to her house, even if she tries to tell you it's just for tea, DO NOT GO.

>>20831223
I saw Alice at a grocery store in the village yesterday. She told me how cool it was to meet a real 3D human, but she didn’t want to be a douche and bother me and ask me to come over for tea or anything.
I said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
She was taken aback, and all she could say was “H-Huh?” and she kept confusedly blurting out “huh? huh? huh?” while I was closing my hand shut in front of her face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her start sniffling as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen tampons and a case of diapers in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she was too busy crying and going over the events in her head to hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the tampons and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then turned around to look for me, before quickly turning back around and casting her eyes to the floor once our eyes met. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each tampon and the diaper case and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept accidentally interrupting her by failing to contain her really loud sniffles and crying noises.

>>14404425
How could you dislike Alice so much? She's so cute!

黒人！

Alice is a loser with no friends, so let's bully her!

what do you do when they want to use voice chat

>>12311635

that hurts, man

>>12268665

it's what all the kids in the village do