/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6379726

I -could- connect my external HDD, and set you up, but it's my bed-time.

>>6159879

>Tsukihime - Twilight lite

I pul my dik out ur as noob.

Go away.

If one person says that this guy WENT TO GENSOKYO, I swear to God I'm gonna piledrive a tactical nuke into your bedroom.

>>4380488

>smoke weed
>eyes turn permanently red
>smoke moar
>Feels good man.

In before LOLDEEN.

>>3853726

YOU CANNOT PASS.

>>3830682

>My toy broke, and I need a new one. Play with me, /jp/.

No, and you're getting a spanking for breaking your toys.

>>3811645

I wouldn't call AORF a friend of mine, even if he gave me a million-dollar check today. The man is an ass. He is so butthurt he had to make a bot to troll people.

The scary thing is that it works. I wish people wouldn't post in those threads, it just encourages him. But the thing about /jp/ is that people encourage and enable trolls by heaping attention on them, because they HAVE TO FUCKING LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY'RE REPORTING THEIR THREADS.

Then the troll posts some more and they get mad because the thread isn't disappearing. Before you know it, there's a full-blown battle royale eighty posts strong on the front page. At least the other boards let troll threads sink to the bottom occasionally by talking about other things.

Don't listen to me, though. I'm just a tripfag. A -roleplaying- tripfag at that.

Please, continue.

>>3547657

>Then what does that make Ciel?

Yet another trifling white bitch trying to bring the True Ancestor down

>>3503997
>>3504545

....Wat?

>>3364409

Goddamn it, I'm not a chink.

They should have gotten someone from Eastern Europe, or from where Prussia once stood.

>>3353439

Dude, every time I walk into a Japanese restaurant, even if it's run by Koreans or whoever instead of authentic Japanese, I'm always wondering how much pent-up hatred they have for the ignorant, cultureless slobs who go in there, get drunk off their tits off sake or cheap Sapporo beer, and then proceed to scarf up shitty Americanized sushi.

The instant I walk in I can feel them radiating bad vibes. It makes me physically uncomfortable sometimes. Sometimes I want to ask them why they even bother with this idiocy, but then I remember that they charge a premium fucking price for some strips of raw fish on rice, and I figure to myself that they're well recompensated monetarily for this sort of indignity.

And yes, I imagined just how much the staff must have hated the stupid roundeye in that skit. But then again, I was thinking that for every instance where Knoxville and crew went to Japan as well.

That's why we love her.

It's been a pretty eventful day, so I'm going to bed. Don't let the Anons shit up this Ciel thread too badly, now.

>>3302780

Damnit. I do not want to visit that Orwellian land of stabbings, CCTV, and footy fanatics.

>cirno
>summer over

I don't think so, Tim.

I will murder someone in cold blood if it meant that I would be given a hot bowl of lobster bisque. I love lobster meat in all forms - broiled, boiled, grilled, baked, stuffed, sauteed - all of it is excellent.

My God, now you've given me a craving for lobster.

AND IT IS 8:44 PM AND ALL THE FRESH FISH MARKETS AROUND ME ARE CLOSED.

>>2880803

>In fact; I like both Cutesokyo and Grimsokyo.

>i like both

lol no u dont u idort