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Anon... did you unseal the fox?

Paragons of mental stability, those foxes

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Alright, listen close Anon, this is very important
Do NOT unseal that fox.
>But she asked nicely
Foxes cannot be trusted, they are trickster spirits who will prey upon your sympathies
>She promises she will behave
If she could behave she wouldn't have been sealed in the first place
>I can fix her!
For every thought of "I can fix her" you have, she has at least seventeen of "I can corrupt him"
>Mofu!
Please report to the nearest CFC location for decontamination or quarantine depending on severity of infection

The sword is just for show, right?

>>44968146
I'll take the crazy fox
Not too different than the fox I would normally want

>>44956998
May we all be so lucky to get a crazy demon fox

>>44603514
Well yeah, but...

>Run off the road by bandits while trying to cross the Zipangu mountains in the dead of winter
>Now stuck in the middle of nowhere with little supplies
>First things first, shelter.
>Find a cave
>Initial inspection paints an okay picture. No webs, but looks practically uninhabited
>If it weren't for that wooden gate thingy that are all over the place, you would have sworn this little nook has been untouched for centuries, maybe even millennia
>Even then, the gate is in a pretty rough shape, looks like it could collapse at any second
>Still, looks like a blizzard is kicking up, so cold cave better than no cave
>Worse comes to worse you could probably tear down the gate for firewood
>The cave turns out to be much deeper than you thought
>Still no webs, so if nothing else you know you won't stumble into an ushi den.
>Probably
>Turning a corner you find something you werent expecting
>The cave tunnel abruptly ends, bringing you to a massive set of wooden doors. absolutely covered in small slips of paper
>You are no local, but you know enough of the language to get by
>Whatever the hell is on those slips is different than what is spoken back in the towns.
>More fuel for the fire.
>The doors themselves are in about the same state as the gate outside, but finding an actual structure means you probably won't have to worry about sleeping on a cave floor.
>They are also surprisingly easy to open, whatever hidden hinges they sat on whining in protest after who knows how long of neglect.
>The first thing you notice is how warm it is inside the room
>Standing in the doorway you would have sworn you just opened a door to a warm spring afternoon, and not some forgotten mountain cave in the middle of winter.
>The second thing you notice is you are not alone in the room
>Fluffy ears perk up at the sound of the door opening
>A long, soft looking tail lazily sways back and forth around a girl, who is sitting in the middle of the room, on what looks like a small island
>She is also holding a sword while being completely naked from the waist up, showing off a nasty scar in the middle of her back
>And she is completely aware of your presence in her domain
I'm sure it will be fine.

>>42906984
and how much daily do you think is "enough"?

I'm sure this fox is mentally stable. Nothing will go wrong if you approach her.

>>42532124
danger fox best fox

>>41302205
I can fix her

>>41052093
>>41052276
But how do we know for sure they are trustworthy? Surely people don't go around sealing away foxes because they are upstanding citizens, there's got to be a reason.

This Fox looks like she takes young Human boys, whose villages were destroyed, and trains them in how to fight monsters and seek revenge.

I will post this fox and nobody can stop me

How do I repair an ancient, magical seal?
Respond quickly it's a time sensitive matter

What happens if I unseal the evil fox and am then arrested by the authorities for unsealing the evil fox?

>>37610252
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW

Trapped in a shrine with a cursed fox

That cave was sealed for a reason Anon. Hope you are ready to deal with the consequences

Challenge the fox to a duel.

I found a strange fox in a cave near where I live, I'm gonna go say hi

>>32186077
>"kekekekekkee! No where to run now, anon!"

I need an evil Fox that goes: "Gakakaka~"