/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Have any of you nerds ever been caught fapping before?

>Mfw a Murrilard wore a jock strap, drove a huge fuel-consuming car to accomodate his obese family, worked out in the gym to get over the insecurities of his small penis, ate a cheeseburger for breakfast, called a Pseudo-Sport where large black men grabs eachother genitals and involves neither feet nor balls “football”, called a pavement a “sidewalk”, sat down and ate at a sports game, was homophobic, was arrested for trying to buy a bottle of bud lite at a store because he was only 20, was given a life sentence in jail for having sex with a 17 year old, was racist despite the fact their sports are dominated by minorities, celebrated a genocide called ‘thanksgiving’ as an excuse to eat more, called sandwiches “bread diapers”, was too lazy to shower, paid a Mexican to wipe his ass then put the used toilet paper in a trash can, called their kids names like “Caitlin” or “Goober”, was banned from a restaurant for leaving an insufficient tip, was sentenced to death for being an atheist, ate 5 of his 6 meals a day at Burger King, was forced to pay a $20,000 fee to visit the hospital for a broken leg, got forced by his parents to have his penis mutilated beyond repair because he was too fat to wash it in the shower, was xenophobic despite the fact his country was built by immigrants/sons of immigrants, said “howdy” to his buddy, lived in a neighbourhood full of african-americans, clapped after eating a Whooper jr., and drove on the wrong side of the road near me.

>>6732315
>mfw a jew used greentext near me

>>6726423
>phimosis surgery
Well, enjoy your jew cock.

I agree OP. /jp/ has been disappointing lately.

>>6665133
>>6665144
CHECK EM Ok, I promise I won't do this anymore.

hey /jp, what do u do when someone asks if you're a virgin

>QUALITY E-MAIL

>>6576454
That feel when you get Rune Factory for your little brother and he plays it once before going back to Kingdom Hearts.

>>6567018
>>6567029

>>6555676
There's always that fear of being walked in on and then there's the issue with paper thin walls and walking to the bathroom with my hands covered in lotion and semen.