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Mersharks don't scare me - I can hold my breath for 10 minutes!

post more shorks or pirate captain hammerhead will have ye keelhauled.

>>45161910
sorry, there are no monsters here.
only shork.

There will be blood

>>45032383
The only thing similar between hellhounds and shorks is that white boys belong to both.

shork would write, but the paper always gets soggy

>Nice to SEA you anon!
>Haha get it SEA, like SEE?
>What do kinky sharks do in the bedroom?
>FINdom!
>Where do sharks store their money?
>In sandBANKS, but make sure you ignore the loanSHARKS
>...
>Marry me?

Beware the clown shark

shurk

Shork

Fun mershark facts!

>Fact: Mershark mating involves biting and nibbles, just like real sharks!
>Fact: Mersharks can jump up to three meters in the air! You are not safe, even on the pier!
>Fact: Mersharks can detect a drop of blood in an olympic swimming pool. I don't know why you would swim in an olympic swimming pool with a mershark, because the result is pretty obvious!
>Fact: Mersharks can come in different colours. From pink to blue to grey. The pink ones are especially horny!
>Fact: Mersharks can go into something called "Tonic immobility" which happens when they get flipped on their backs. Rotate your wife! She may not be happy about it, but it would be funny!

https://twitter.com/gomadare_papi/status/1597927688206811136
Shark.

>>39213613
Excellent.

Pat the shark.

>Relaxing in a pool in an innertube
>Close eyes and just let the water take you wherever
>Start to doze off
>Feel a slight tug on your trunks but think nothing of it, too relaxed to care
>Seconds later you feel a warm sensation on your dick as if it were enveloped by flesh
>Wake up and look down
>See a mershark bobbing her head up and down your dick underwater
>The sexual act doesn't concern you
>You're more confused on how a mershark made its way into your fenced-off backyard pool... in Ohio, so far removed from the ocean

>>35380570
Oh man, she's got pretty mouth.

I have the overwhelming urge to stick my fingers in there, to deeply inhale her mouth's smell, to aggressively make-out with her, and to plunge my dick down her throat

>>32553344

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