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>>9381078
oh you

>>6289940
>Today I shot a load into my waifu.
Way to go, Anonymous-san.

Butthurt nigger ITT.

This thread has a good timing. I don't usually have dreams I can remember and ever rarer Touhou dreams.
But today I had a dream about running errands for Remi as a hated half-breed vampire/robot (fuck knows how it works). Vampire society was structured like a mafia (I think that's because I played mafia 2 a month ago), except more violent and Remi was a Godfather. Everyone hated half-breeds (in fact, everyone hated everything. the dream was full of cunts) and considered me something similar to animal. Remi originally felt the same, but she decided that I wasn't so bad after all the errands (political murder, getting wine and stealing Marlboro trucks) I did for her.
Vampire society was facing a crisis similar to Blade 2 movie with parasite monsters, except everything and everyone is X100 in terms of power in my dream.
I was sent to a dangerous zone to talk to some guy about parasites. He told me to fuck off (NOBODY likes half-breeds) and send me back to Remi with message.
So I'm running at my fastest vampire super speed and suddenly see him crushing through 20 buildings faster than I can actually run. Suddenly, a main parasite boss appears, I learn that I am immune because I am a half-vampire/half-robot, I turn super awesome and crush the shit out of it.
At this point the dream got too violent and I woke up.
Shame, really, I think that last errand (and the whole parasite thing) would be enough for to dick Remi.

Picture related, this is how I feel about the whole thing. My brain is full of fuck, video games, movies and various other media.

>>5726259
>overlooking my post because he has no counterpoints because I'm right about you being pathetic asphalt licking crybabbie.

>>5457276
>1280x1024
>png
>jpeg artifacts everywhere

Crawl up her vagina.

>>5244327
>Liking little girls = heterosexual.
Sure thing, my friend.

>>5002795
>implying you are a 'clever troll' and not just a retard

>>4836111
>4000x3000

>>4684621
>own both
>list three consoles
>both

>>4592328
>accidentally
I totally believe you.

>>4558984 You should check Minori's site

>otaku girls
>girls

>>4491446
>girlfriend
No thanks lol.

KoG sent me.

lol animu

>>3888785
>America used to be great
>implying America was better prior to the addition of cultural diversity

>>3833479
>one atom in width
>wouldn't snap
>enormous density

>>3825626
>horable
Oh wow Arc; as dumb as always.

>>3825626
>horable
Oh wow Arc; as dumb as always.

>>3825626
>horable
Oh wow Arc; as dumb as always.

>>3825626
>horable
Oh wow Arc; as dumb as always.