/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Go into a room. I had maybe lost. There was a guy(Altaar?) in black leather with colourful chains of beads attached around his head, he said I could join his side, since he likes me, he attaches a couple of these bead chains to my face. He said I can actually still win, I just need to get my pieces on the board, demonstrating with a chessboard, he held several pieces down on his side.
Same house, one guy from school, also recruited, excitededly says "Dude, I had craziest dream about a balcony" I say "Who do you think you're talking to?" I wonder if there was a microphone hidden in our beadchains, we went outside, the recruiter calls out "Hey <nickname for me>, hey Heca!" I look and see the school guy ran off. I ask "Did you mean him by Heca?" he says "No."
At a self-serve checkout, want to escape but there's guards. I make a distraction, singing Kuchizuke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdVQjqi3aDQ bending low and thrusting a dead black horse up and down into the air, a rippling resonance emanating from it, though during the chorus I sung "kuu(十) ni naru" which someone said was lame. This made the guards run off to do something. I waited a bit, leaving when I saw the recruiter outside. He went off so I followed him. I carried the dead horse the whole time, which was actually his. When he finally notices he acts disappointed in himself, when his boss told him to recruit people he said "No dumbasses" As we enter another grocery he's still disappointed, saying he made a song bidding Sayonara to that horse. We go to the one check-out lineup, that stretched all the way down an aisle, he kicked them all over like dominoes, then ran past, scanning a guy he was holding who was a subordinate then moves on, while I scanned the dead horse. The clerk says something in Spanish, the recruiter comes back, says something in Spanish, the clerk said the dead horse was fake

In a class. An annoying guy is called to act as relationship counselor, sitting between me and Yukari. He says a bunch of stupid stuff, asking why she's done such terrible things to me. She says "It's because I'm in this school."

Fighting a boss, behind me on top of a truck appears a samurai-exorcist, leaning on his sword since he's recovering from when he last fought me. He told me I was already dead, that I was completely possessed by a blue oni before I took over the body of Naster. I saw a past memory, an illusion of two giant blue oni arms surrounding me

Saw Luffy throwing a massive ultimate blue and red punch across an ocean. I thought about clapping, but then changed to a fairy clap, saying I'll clap properly if it actually works. I saw the next panel, the enemy was fat fairies flying holding big bombs coming from a landmass

Came to one store where a small group of people gathered around set up posters talking about Eilienen. I show up and say I'm Eilienen, they say "Ok, now can we take these posters down?" I say sure. They were calling me David Eilienen, I thought "actually it's Lucifer Eilienen."
Enter a donut shape cave a flooded with water. I see a unicorn and another mythical animal, also white hooved with the same horn. I see stacks of unicorns all over the place, I get annoyed and shove their horns up eachother's asses. Then I see Patchouli Knowledge as a MLP pony riding a unicorn, walk off clockwise, saying "Yeah it's made by him, but if he gives away a win I'll fucking take it."
The place change to dark red colour. Back at the top, I was fighting two Uruk-hai while unarmed, only recognizing them by the hooks of their swords, as I just barely dodged extremely fast sword attacks, with slow-motion Devil May Cry Angel/Demon Dodges. I slowly retreated to the bottom of the cave, anti-clockwise, but eventually had to block a sword hit with my left arm, imagining a decent chunk of healthbar lost, then the other one did shouted "Carpal crush!" as he landed a blow on my right wrist
At a public gathering place, I saw Alice so I went over and hugged her from behind and "piloted her" by flying around the place. When I flew a little bit away and looked back where I came I saw Yukari who turned around and asked "What do you want for dinner?" as she twirled her hair into a heart shape on her back. I was so excited I just said "God!" she said "Ok, and what else?" I didn't answer, just going over hugging her as tightly as possible, kissing the skin within the heart, but I know the dream's going to collapse, then it falls away like a stage curtain I was dragging down. I'm at a park bench with a childhood friend on the right side, another guy on the left. The former says his Simon's Necronomicon cursed him and gave him cuckoldry dreams so I think "So that's what it was?" He goes on to say he dreamt about watching a porno, halfway through Rust(me) showed up and cucked him. The other guy looked ready to get up and punch me, as he said stuff that made it clear I had said stuff about false dreams and true dreams, and I'm just going to call that false dreams