/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34120943
Second one because I love night spider

>Be ushi-fag
>Have such a hard on for them that I purposely paid for multiple mana markers
>Practically glowing in the dark to ushi-onis
>But live in far north so bug girls yes I know ushi-onis would be arachnids but shut up are barely found here
>After years of wandering through frozen steppes, wendigo infested taigas, and flat out tundras denying offers of hot chocolate from yukis and hugs from yetis along the way
>Finally find strands of black webbing leading up to a cave and begin hopping around like a minor who found an onichan
>Check to see if my oomukade, manticore and arachne venom mixture is still good before cartwheeling into that cave and somersaulting onto a bed of webbing
>Make sure to play the part of the lost traveler and pretend to be helplessly stuck
>Feel venom course through my veins and my dick get harder than a lava golem who hugged a glacies
>As a tired looking ushi-oni with messy hair and a lose t-shirt walks around the corner
>Wonder what she's going to do to me
>Wonder if it's true what they say about ushi-onis will she really break my pelvis?
>Wonder how many kids we'll have together
>She pulls me off webbing and places me at the entrance of the cave
>Ask her what's wrong
>She points towards ring on her claw and wedding photos I missed
>Ask her if she has a sister
>She shakes her head no
>Aunt
>No
>Grandaunt
>No
>Ancient evil ancestor
>No
>Go home with raging hard-on
>Don't even react to howls from werewolves who easily catch up to me but lose interest cause I'm not running
>Ignore ravenous pack of unhugged yetis and just continue to walk despite the extra 300 lbs of ass and tits hanging on me
>Still avoid wendigoes cause I've heard enough "Awawawawa" for a lifetime
>Get home and see someone's moved into my old neighbor's house
>Manlet neighbor who's only tall enough for his eyes to peer over the fence tells me spider gal from zipangu is moving in
>Hamster wheel in my automata neighbor's head begins squeaking
>Tell her to oil it
>Realize where ushis come from
>Go to meet new neighbor with complimentary disgusting fruit cake
>Door opens and I come face to face with a Jorou-Gumo

>>20785728
My nigga.

>>19217724
>Jorou-Gumo

I heard it was Oppai day