/jp/ - Otaku Culture

After much deliberation I've decided that the zombie is very good and I love her, I'm going to marry her. I will become the leader of Holostars EN and bring her to the US where I will get her a green card and we will perform Bob Fosse and Gwen Verdon dance routines and kiss under a flickering streetlamp in the rain while confessing that for years we've been fantasizing about being together. She'll grab onto my chest and say "I'm just cold right now." and I'll make a joke by starting to recite a standard wedding vows speech but she'll join in and about halfway through we'll be earnestly saying our vows to eachother. This will culminate in the Zoombie saying "I do" and I'll awkwardly hug her really right and say "I do too." The scene will end with a highly chroeographed dance routine set to the song Cut To The Feeling by Carly Rae Jepsen. Multiple background dancers on bicycles with light up wheels and calculated rain with strobe lights to freeze the droplets midair will be involved. The final move will be Ollie jumping into my arms from a death spiral position and we'll kiss as the stage lights go down. The stagehands will try to separate us behind the curtain during a set change but we'll be so in love that our lips will be locked for at least a few minutes, this will force the crew to call a brief intermission and begin thanking supachats while they prepare the next setpieces and give us our time together.