/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Roll for a monster.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

A new maid cafe has opened up near where you live, staffed entirely by that species. Everything is themed around them, from the decor to the uniforms to the menu, even the way they speak and serve you.

What is their specialty menu item or deluxe service? Would you order it?

>>27817949
>There are no butlers in the SDM
That's the best part. I hope I can get a maid outfit like number 5 on pic related

Mail Order Meido - Custom order form

In association with the United Meido's Guild, we thank you for choosing Kiki's delivery service. The specified staff will be assigned to your current mailing address within the next five (5) business days. Please fill out the form in full to confirm your order.

>quanitity of maid(s)
Limit of three (3) per customer.
>species of maid
Please specify your preferred mamono species, family or type.
>name of maid
You have the option of renaming your maid(s) as you see fit, and their new professional name will be cited on their official guild membership card.
>level of experience
You have the option of hiring an apprentice, professional or master maid to work in your home. Apprentices are aspiring guild members who have recieved minimal training, professionals are fully certified members with little experience, and masters are veterans or instructors in maidcraft.
>specialty
A maid can specialize in one of serveral disciplines, including cooking, entertaining, cleaning, nursing, and secretary work. All certified maids have rudimentary training in all five, but a specialist is recommended.
>uniform
Each maid comes with their own custom uniform. Please consult the provided catalogue for your options, and make any adjustments you'd like.
>personal request
Describe the attitude and personality you'd look for in a maid. Is there perhaps a physical feature or endowment you would look for? What can your maid do to ensure you get the most out of her services?

Thank you once again for your order. Please forward any questions or feedback you have to the service department using the attached form.

>sexy old kikimora finally retires, and shuts down her maid cafe business once all of her employees have found permanent masters
>the power vacuum causes an explosion of small monster maid cafes opening
>until a new cafe rolls into town
>it's enormous, luxurious, and appeared practically overnight
>the ancient, powerful shoggoth proprietress issues a challenge to all customers
>"You only pay if you don't find a permanent maid during your visit."
>finally it's your turn to get a table, and the whole lineup greets you at the door
>mature, thick wolfu maid with a floor-sweeper tail, sultry ara-ara voice and a well-placed beauty mark who thinks you're adorable and wants to 'adopt' you
>bubbly, genki jiangshi maid in a modified qipao, always full of energy and bounce who thinks being a maid is the most fun thing ever
>Master chef Jinko maid with a talent for making dishes that are both healthy and mouth-watering, she wants to see you get ripped and insists on feeding you herself
>zipanguese holstaur shrine meido with a himecut, who seems beautiful and refined at work but is actually very shy and awkward around guys
>quiet, gloomy jorogumo who always looks sleepy, she just wants someone to nap and snuggle with all day until nighttime comes and her switch flips
>perverted mojyo dark slime maid who keeps tricking you into touching her core and teasing you about taking responsibility
>adorable little apophis maid-in-training who was sent by auntie anubis to learn how to talk to boys, she's clumsy and inexperienced but tries her best
>old hag red oni maid who bluntly offers to throw you over her shoulder and take you home for breeding, her clock is ticking and you look like her type
>tsun-tsun pharaoh maid who needed a job after getting usurped by her anubis assistant, she doesn't like being a commoner one bit but blushes furiously when you praise or thank her
>an assortment of little mini-shogs, raised and trained to perfection personally by the proprietress to someday start their own franchises
>you're the lucky first customer, and all of these maids want to impress you
>it sounds like none of them want you to have to pay the bill

>>21250755
>>21251365
>after a sudden surge of excellent customers, old kikimora's maid cafe is dangerously understaffed
>she calls in a recruitment specialist Ratatoskr to help find new maids, under the precondition that she gets help finding a husband too
>Rata really outdoes herself, and brings in a fresh crop of top-quality maids from around the world
>rare albino kikimora with a hot slavic accent wants to show you how they treat 'myastarrs' back in the old country, may or may not be ex-spetsnaz
>traditionally trained, prim and proper victorian style english cheshire maid who keeps her hair in a tight bun and takes her work very seriously, until she gets a hold of some catnip
>chuuni kunoichi maid with a bad habit of speaking in haiku and one-liners, constantly striking cool poses and showing off the vixen insignia on her thigh
>a bunch of cute kobold maids who love being praised and specialize in serving disabled masters
>more-than-slightly-yan titania who just keeps following you into the maid cafe, nobody knows who she is but she sure knows a lot about you
>a freshly monsterized nerdcubus maid who is still learning to control her succubus powers but very dearly wants a master who will teach her lewd things
>sweetheart ryuu maid who is very up-front about wanting a husband, the maid gig is just a means to lure in a good anon and capture him with her famous omurice
>gloomy, kuu flow kelp maid who only just drifted in from the open sea and needs a crash-course on how humans work
>tundranubis meido who acts like she's got you wrapped around her finger but wears spats under her skirt and blushes if you say the p-word, secretly very pure and innocent
>freckly, red-headed, thick, cheeky irish fox barmaid who can easily drink you under the table and brews her own fine malt whiskey
>mysterious Nurarihyon that's always been your faithful maid, you've loved and trusted her for years! How could you forget?
>this batch of maids has comparable [meido powah] to their predecessors, maybe higher
>are you a bad enough dude to take one home?

>>20947123
I was thinking of a cute Japanese maid outfit but a lewd one would work too. As long as it makes her nervous and bashful to wear.

>>19081371
>>19081376
Found it.

China Meido is the best though.

>>18606261
>should hands be built for Ron or tsumo in mind?
If you riichi, then tsumo.

If you damaten, then primarily ron. Though tsumo just as good.

After all that, the points will dictate whether or not you prefer tsumo vs ron.

And now, pick a maid.

>>17340732
>>17341428
>>17342401
This one?