/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12369924
>southern state
>nosy people
>see package from ching chong land
>"THAT THERS A ORIENTAL PACKAGE WONDER WHATS INSIDE LOL"
>they open it.
>find loli onahole
>"THATS SOME SICK SHIT WTF"
>they package it up, send it to you.
>nosy person suddenly gets a urge to be morally righteous and make jesus happy
>sends anonymous tip to feds about the offensive material since drawings = real people
>feds see it as an opportunity to seize free electronics
>CLACK-BANG door smashes in at 5am
>11 officers pile onto you while you're sleeping
>"ANON GET ON THE GROUND STOP RESISTING"
>judge holds onahole before the court in a plastic evidence baggy
>"anon can you confirm that the genitals on this device do not look like sliced beef?"
>"y-yes"
>"jury of old women gasp"
>"and the box the device came in, are you aware you were violating the rights of this here drawing and attempting possible rape of this device which replicates the under aged sexual organs of this fictional child?"
>"uhh.."